Everyone seems right at home and I just haven't gotten there yet.

Keep this shit up and you're gonna get double-married.

Great, now I gotta change my name to Parkim.

How old do you think I am, Gramps?

Not anymore. Not since... the accident.

[sluuuuuurp]

You're out of coffee pods, by the way.

"You give an [amazing] endorsement."

"Wait, New York? Did I get turned around hopping off the turnpike...

I was wondering why there's a considerable lack of lunatics around here."

"It really is turnin' into Thneedville out here, huh..."

"I'm sorry I can see, hear, and smell? God forbid a man witness the world around them."

A ripple in the pond of life and this is all you've got to show for it?

Staring at the source of their discontent...

"Y'know, yeah, that's a pretty good description of him. Why do I keep coming back here?"

"That sounds a lot like the senses I've already got. And the sentiment!

Spiders are just like us, really..."

Oh, that's a lot! I just have to hear and see and think about insane people. In Gotham!

What a terrible day to have senses.

||a profligate I fear

||I'm mostly on my fantasy accounts and have one (1) proper swrp account @chissdescendancy.bsky.social

"One day I'm gonna break my neck from the whiplash you all give me."

Congrats, queen! @nettlebehr.bsky.social

"Fascinating opinion. Any chance short-term memory wipes came with your new skills?

I get it though - the other stuff, I mean, fighting with the people who fought for you. Seems like a rough line of work, though..."

I got distracted like three times on the way over. The pitter-patter of attention-deficit-disorder should have been a dead giveawactually no that just described all speedsters again.

"This is the real impact of absent fathers. Ya hate to see it."

What, you didn't hear me coming from the city?

GROSS

||ACCURATE

PLEASE say, "stop that."

You could say, "stop that."

||you're making this the WORST day to be literate