yeah, exactly the same. but of the ones i've seen it would be starman, only one viewing.

i refuse to bend the knee, he'll block me eventually.

laughed way too much at this 😆

vaguely worthwhile out of it. and the fakeout death at the end was one of the most ill-conceived, senseless things i've ever seen. so much potential for a cool movie, but it was squandered. at least we got klaus on his little crawlspace bodyboard.

we just get to see the aftermath. the rest of the movie mostly consists of women in apartments, klaus kinski in tight spaces, and long periods of nothing happening. now by all accounts the production was a mess thanks to kinski being kinski, but they should have managed to get something at least 2/x

uh... whut? talk about the advertising not matching the movie, whoever marketed this needs to be shot in the toe. i went in expecting a slasher-esque locked room movie with tenants being taunted, tortured and dispatched in a variety of ways. we get kills, but most of them happen off-camera and 1/x

what the fuck? he set up a fake death?

shark well and truly jumped, holy fuckballs 😆

klaus kinski propelling himself through a crawlspace on a little buggy thing.

klaus body-boarding through the crawlspace is one of the most magnificent things i have ever seen. who the fuck does this? who???

klaus, that's who.

i'm truly sorry to hear that

a woman sits at the piano. she has a swastika carved in her face, her jaw is held in a clamp, and her hands are screwed to the piano

the kills are finally ramping up

i've heard nothing but great things about this one, looking forward to it

i wanna make a list for people who are proud to be on anti-anti-ai lists, we should have meet-ups and crochet things for each other

a dude suffers from a poorly concealed spike up the rectum. he is a fool.

my dude, how did you not notice the massive spike on that seat? your lineage deserves to end with you.

yeah, that's pathfinder 2e.

pf2e advocates: "it's awesome, literally all of the rules are available online for free!"
me, twenty hardback books later: "my tummy hurts. i need food. please spare some change mister."

haha, noted!

add food to a movie:

a sausage on precinct 13

this is really quite dull. i'm going to start imagining klaus with big naturals to spice things up. if any moots have photoshop skills and want to make that for me, i'd be honoured. potential for a tattoo.

two kills. just just crushed a rat in his hand.

i went in expecting more than one kill in the first half of the movie

it's cool being able to say "that's it, no more new music or movies for me" and actually have a valid reason instead of being old and cranky.

honestly wasn't impressed by daggerheart much, it was a bit 'meh'. nothing particularly special about it to make me play it instead of other games. good on them for the success though.

a man pricks boils on his hand

just a gift for y'all

palantir employees watching this movie and thinking klaus is the hero...

i can't buy any woman being attracted to klaus at this point in his career. just no.

mr schmoeller, have you ever written anything using human words before? asking for a friend.

klaus is being fantastically awkward and weird

i wanna work there!

a dude is boning a chick. he says "alaskan zombies?", she says "oh, that's good!"

love me some pillow talk

oh, didn't realise this was an empire production!

prisoner and impalement already!