Dicks have shrunk tremendously over the decades

Begging the algorithm to stop showing me posts from folks I don’t follow saying their dog died.

I've been waiting months for an answer to this question. I guess it's just the fact that Biden forgot to buy the Supreme Court before he tried it.

Google Has a Secret Reference Desk. Here's How to Use It. 40 Google features to find exactly what you need, the alternative search engines that do things Google won't, and the reference desk framework underneath all of it.

I know this has circulated with alacrity recently, so you may have already seen it, but if you haven't... WOW BOY HOWDY it's the most useful thing.

Thank you cardcatalogforlife.substack.com -- this is a very very very helpful public service:

cardcatalogforlife.substack.com/p/google-has...

Can we all get on board with this, please?

These are the things that have historically led to revolutions. Not sustainable.

Hey @shudder.com GFY

I know one thing, before it's over people are going to get tired of me screaming about how if more of us would take advantage of early voting, a lot of what the GOP does to suppress votes on voting day wouldn't work.

Lol another "Because she wasn't a 100% behind the only thing I know anything about politically she is just as bad as the other guy" troll.

Minimum work requirements for Congress and the Senate NOW. Forty hrs a week at least, 2 wks vaca MAX, and every wk day that isn't part of their 2wk vaca needs to be spent WORKING. Congress out of session? Congrats, you're doing a town hall or a community support event. WORK. Can't keep up? RETIRE.

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You can beg Congress to step in, but Mike Johnson thinks the apocalypse is the Bat Signal for Jesus to show up in downtown Jerusalem. He’ll call this a holy war and wait for his express trip to White Christian Heaven for helping it happen.

You know who kept Iran from getting nuclear weapons? Obama. Trump ripped up that deal and walked away, and here we are today. He's desperately trying to come up with a way to solve a problem that he created out of thin air.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

Jesus Christ these people are monsters.

The drunk uncle theory.

You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there

For anyone living in the Bluegrass, KY is #5 😩

Nothing describes the soul of the Republican Party more than Pam Bondi citing the stock markets as her excuse for not going after pedophile billionaires.

no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch

What is the Democrats messaging to people heading into midterms? Don’t escalate, repress your emotions, keep donating and try not to get shot?

(whisper singing to myself) I want my, I want my, I want my MTV. *sad trombone*

Songs don’t save the world.
They save people.

…And people do the rest.

If something happens to Zosia I'm gonna lose it.

#pluribus

there is nothing more reassuring than finding out someone is a cat person

WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.

BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

Grey cat with a pissy face pressed close to the camera.

Lady Memesie has your back ❤️ She is 6lbs of pure pissiness but also a staunch believer in solidarity.

All those words when he could’ve just said: fuck your health care and your grocery bills. Get a third job, peasant.

As he turns 100, Dick Van Dyke is an unsung gay idol from an era of Judy, Liza, and Cher Opinion: The centenarian’s grace, fluidity, exuberance, and joy shaped gay boyhoods in ways we might now be only able to understand and appreciate.

"He wasn’t just dancing. He was reminding us that light exists. That playfulness survives. That the world can still move with grace even when politics makes everything feel brittle."