Man I had to do the same thing. Getting old sucks

Perfect

This man is completely unencumbered by not having to worry about running for president, this is what it looks like.

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

Well he smirked, so

Suck it again

The rare trade that seems to be a loss for both teams

Obama is ok cozying up to Mamdani since he knows he can’t be president

Should we start drinking beer?

The NYT using the fascist “illegal” language is par for the course

The Braves have 4 starting pitchers on IL

ZOHRAN: “TBH, I don’t think too much about how Republicans portray me. The power of an ideology is judged in the worth of its delivery— to be told a city-run grocery store is implausible but $500 MILLION/day to kill ppl in Iran & Lebanon is necessary speaks to a broken politics.”

Suck my dick Phillies

Today was the most irritating day I’ve had at work in years. That first beer is gonna taste so fucking sweet

Also what story are they “digging into” here? The guy released his returns himself and they’re pretty straight forward

Aw shucks the rotating villain strikes again

God I remember how mad the Right got about the “pallets of cash” during the Obama years

Mike Trout on a heater

A blonde, white woman who is apparently a TV reporter texting with headphones on.

The text is asking google AI: Good questions after a tough loss in baseball

computer, enhance

No relation

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One of those headlines that just gets hilariously worse as you read it

Another shitlib

a powerful reminder of the grotesqueness of man's sinful nature, thank u sonic

Me half way through a coffee: Gonna start body building and get jacked. Maybe become an Instagram model?

Me an hour after the coffee: I don’t care if I get fat as shit.

Ball taking Bam out so he could hit the game winner over someone else is nasty work

Jacques buddy why aren’t you fouling there

Lmao you people hate Herro and then he does that

Hornets have taken 52 threes lol

Two of the worst shots I’ve ever seen, nothing but net