devil’s advocate: bad pizza is still pizza, especially if it’s pepperoni

I have nothing (else) of value to add

Ying Yang Twins: “The principle of the uniformity of nature is true.”

“It’s called Unobtanium and we are flying our spaceship there to get some”

My biggest complaint about the Avatar movies is that James Cameron cut the scene where the Naavi explain the chemical structure of water on their planet

water is wet but what is water 🤯

Medical schools must continue to teach students about structural barriers to care “Patients don’t experience illness in a vacuum,” writes Uché Blackstock.

Medical schools must continue to teach students about structural barriers to care. The Liaison Committee on Medical Education’s decision to drop a requirement to teach about equity is worrisome. By Uché Blackstock. www.statnews.com/2026/04/15/l... via @statnews.com

Neww yooooork sittay

Those eyes!!

rad leader, standing by

Goodnight, draft. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely submit you in the morning.

pretty soon to be a tum bum

Sputnik (2020)

Some Philadelphia-area smoke shops sell unregulated psychedelics that often mislead customers Philadelphia is a wonderland for unregulated “magic mushrooms.” Trip at your own risk.

“Production of unregulated psychedelics has expanded in parallel with increasing scientific interest in psilocybin’s potential to treat depression and other complex mental health conditions. Lab-made imitations have not undergone the same clinical studies.
Yet, they’re ubiquitous.”

I liked oddjob because auto aim misses him and he’s repping short kings

ffa golden guns on caverns, I call oddjob

now do warped tour

“Listen, I fucked up and I need your help”

I think on official communications it’s actually bleached tips

The Guy Fieri Effect is actually when applying flame decals to something makes it appear to be moving faster

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‘My Dean told me SMU keeps
poaching our professors, so I asked him how many professors he has and he said he just hires someone from the last fly-out list afterwards, so I said it sounds like he’s scouting for SMU and then the Provost started crying’

Gollum, a bald and bulgy-eyed diminutive creature, stares from the darkness and asks “What has it got in its nasty little pocketses?”

me when I’m told I got the job:

Godspeed you! Kebab Emperor

but they still have fall schedules

- Reviewer 2

delivering Oak’s Parcel like

Get that man a farmers almanac

Old soul

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