Guess ima stop paying too much money a month to have it for my non existent photo jobs ✌️

For women by women with turf undertones, she tax!

Except you’re hot

No 💕

I want a Cupid emoji now that I think abt it

Have you ever given your partner vday chocolate and notices on the one week anniversary of vday that they have not opened them yet and you have no candy and you want to ask them if I can open it and eat some but I know that’s wrong :(

Deli dude just told me he love me AGAIN and gave me free candy and $5 off so when he grabbed my hand i decided to go w it. I see him a few times a week it’s a good financial decision!!!!

I’d take my 2022 corporal representation any day

Girl don’t buy the Instagram custom bling thong just got me tracking and it says it’ll be here in 2022

O ya

We don’t need self driving cars but couldn’t they use the technology to make cars automatically move up a little in a parking space when they can so there are not 4 foot gaps in each direction of a car in Ridgewood so you don’t have to circle around for 45 minutes

Mid goth azz step sisters of mercy

If the @duolingoverde.bsky.social team brings the owl back on Easter … I predicted that

Can send a link to one tho and you could search for stuff tho :)

I use YT premium music or I’d share my recent song dumps ;_;

My deli guy just said “I love you” to me very casually

You need a new playlist

Saying excuse me to a dog expecting them to know what you mean

I stg if the economy forces me back into living with 15 roommates in a communal house with a grey water system and no gas so we have to heat our stale dumpster bagels on a George Forman grill I’m going to be a g*n

Is trumps America going to force me back into being a crusty :(

Gunna put a zyn up my p*ssy

Anyway on my way to a themed sex motel in New Jersey with my lover (we got the cave room).

Just saw a dude at Jersey rest stop wearing a hoodie that said “Pitcher on team rainbow. Proud to be a masculine gay man. Straight men are closeted bi cowards”. And I felt that.

Had to put a bra on :(

🦃 HAPPY SPANKSGIVING YOU SLUT‼️‼️😩💦 today 📆 the pilgrims landed ⚓️ on Plymouth 🫦COCK 🍆and got their 🦃🍗TURKEY HOLES 🕳️ STUFFED 🍽️🤰🫃It’s the 🔚 of HOEvember ⛓️❤️‍🔥so 🫵get on UR 🫵KNEES 🧎‍♀️open WIDE 😲 and 🙏GIVE THANKS 🙏 to all the 💦GRAVY 💦u got this year😮‍💨🍑 Send to 🔟 saucy cranberries 🥫or u WONT ❌ get to………

Hieee :3

Testing with this photo of three adult people WITH UNDERWEAR on…

We need the best platform to post flyers and pics of butts. Is this it folks?

Mb if I post abt my semi secret location birthday party/ outdoor generator show the blue sky NYC punks will find me