Allahu akbar

Wake up to see this 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

Together we could go to the opening of the spring 2026 Metro HQ popup store

You will be hearing from me

Taking applications for sex

Death to America

DEATH TO AMERICA

DEATH TO AMERICA

Tony Soprano: I hate therapy and also my bitch wife

Paulie Gualtieri subplot:

Average Japanese company: sake distillery founded in 1218, currently under the 76th generation of family operation, became a subsidiary of Sumitomo Mitsui Banking Corporation in 2009, manufactured “no-ryokitsuke” (literally “needles for puncturing children’s lungs”) from 1937-1943.

Me and the homies rolling up to literally any Democrat incumbent’s campaign office

We’re putting Cuck Schumer in contraptions that even Shin Bet couldn’t dream of

I renounce the Girondists and unhesitatingly receive in my heart the wisdom of Louis Antoine Saint-Just, the Archangel of Terror

2028 Democratic candidate speaks out:

Go Dodgers
Fuck ICE

Shohei Ohtani has the greatest regular season performance in the history of baseball: LA Angels lose 7-3

Shohei Ohtani has the greatest postseason performance in the history of baseball: LA Dodgers win 4-3

Dodgers when their pitcher isn’t Yamamoto or Ohtani

My king 👑

Cashed a bet on the final Yoshi pitch I LOVE GAMBLING

The Life of a Showgirl is actually a social experiment to see how much absolute dogshit pig slop we can force feed white women until they throw up and kill themselves

Senior Hamas commander eliminated in Al-Utah by our experienced commandos. Thank you IDF!

You’re right I need to get my game up

What’s the difference

They’re ugly 😔😔

First three bets of the NFL season are in

Donald Trump is just trying to make the security and financial elites experience what it’s like to be a Palestinian in the West Bank. What an empath 🥰

Prigozhin was pretty much a good guy I think

We are ready for football season

Love you queen 💞