Kash Patel | J Edgar Boozer

as it becomes clear that Yes has won in VA and gerrymandering will pass, a message to Republican voters:

you brought this on yourselves

you convinced the most fairness-obsessed, That Wouldn’t Be Fair-minded voters in the country to affirmatively vote to put you in the dumpster

you earned this

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–"

yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

Dammit, @mayor.nyc.gov , let’s get it together and stop pushing a losing streak onto the Mets!!!

the greatest hit by pitch in baseball history

For 4/20 my wife got high, sat in a chair petting a cat for an hour, then announced out loud to nobody in particular:

"I'm gonna make pasta beans. Don't ask what that is"

Then she got up and now the kitchen smells amazing.

As so many of us have said so often for a year now, any predatory man already ignoring laws forbidding assault isn't going to obey a 'bathroom ban'. Making life harder for trans people and many others with restrictions which will be impossible to enforce will do nothing to make any women safer.

Cyber Dragon Nachster LIGHT / Machine / Effect • Level 1 • ATK: 200 / DEF: 200 This card's name becomes "Cyber Dragon" while on the field or in the GY. You can discard 1 other monster; Special Summon this card from your hand. If this card is Normal or Special Summoned: You can target 1 Machine monster with 2100 ATK or DEF in your GY; Special Summon it, also, you cannot Special Summon monsters for the rest of this turn, except Machine monsters. You can only use each effect of "Cyber Dragon Nachster" once per turn.

Cyber Dragon Nachster

We co-slept with all 3 of our babies. Had to get a bigger bed when kid 3 was born. They’re in high school now, and they aren’t quite as snuggly, but I miss that lovely feeling of a baby snuggling close

I know how *I* feel about it for wargaming, but I wonder how others feel about goat riding dwarves for Middle-Earth

I have some 10mm ones in the Wargames Atlantic set I might use for non Middle-Earth games, but for Middle-Earth my temptation is that dwarves might use ponies then dismount to fight

Moja EARTH / Beast / Effect • Level 1 • ATK: 100 / DEF: 100 When this card is destroyed by battle and sent to the Graveyard, you can add 1 Level 4 Beast-Type monster from your Graveyard to your hand.

Moja

Royal Knight of the Ice Barrier WATER / Warrior / Effect • Level 5 • ATK: 2000 / DEF: 2000 If this card is Tribute Summoned: Special Summon 1 "Ice Coffin Token" (Aqua/WATER/Level 1/ATK 1000/DEF 0) in Attack Position to your opponent's field. This Token cannot be Tributed for a Tribute Summon.

Royal Knight of the Ice Barrier

She has a name and it is Connie Ballmer.

A 10-Year-Old Girl Wrote to NASA Asking Them to ‘Restore Pluto to a Planet,’ and NASA’s chief Replied with Four Words No One Expected

"No way. Fuck off."

Every time I open Bluesky, I hope to read that It happened. It keeps not happening. Pitter patter, Bluesky.

bart simpson is giving a speech in front of a podium while homer simpson stands behind him ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech in front of a podium while homer simpson stands behind him

Strait's closed again, lads

Ossoff: I don’t know who placed those trades, but I’ll tell you this: the SEC better find out. And if they won’t, when you elect this new majority in Congress and you give us gavels and subpoenas, we will.

The Inside Story of Five Days That Remade the Supreme Court

This is both

(1) some of the most important SCOTUS reporting ever, and

(2) far too generous to the Republican justices in framing of many pieces and omissions of Trump-era developments

Texas Medical Board Sanctions Three Doctors for Delayed Care That Led to the Deaths of Two Pregnant Women The two women died during miscarriages. The state’s medical board has ruled that substandard care led to their deaths.

NEW: Porsha Ngumezi and Nevaeh Crain died during miscarriages in Texas after doctors delayed treatment.

The state’s medical board has ruled that substandard care led to the deaths, but the doctors were given minimal punishment.

By Kavitha Surana and Lizzie Presser

This one time?

I got up in church and said I was quoting Leviticus 18 22 but in reality I just gave a speech about a Big Kahuna burger and drank everyone's Sprite and shot that one guy.

uncivilized traitors w/ little self control
they abuse their wives & kids at night

“filth” is an absolute face-spitter of a word

Honestly had to double check that the article wasn’t from The Onion, because this pivot seems farcical at best. Shoes to AI…….. whaaaaaat?

Happy National Librarian Day! 👻📚

This is Binoo. She will tell you when you're permitted to stop scratching. Until then, stop slacking. 13/10 (IG: binoochi)

Wouldn’t it be nice if Rick Scott was going after the people actually raping the daughters - the Epstein class?

He’ll be a keynote speaker at cpac

wheeeeeeee!