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I do not need appliances that sing. Give me an oven that makes no electronic sounds and drop my rent to account for the money you saved by not buying a wasteful, unhelpful gimmick.

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I am a former incarcerated firefighter. I served in a California fire camp from 2009 to 2012.

Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place.

A thread.

D&D Combinatorics xkcd.com/3015

Hello I am cookie enthusiast guy who doesn't follow you
To answer your question, I found your post on the discovery feed

LMAO it occurred to me after the fact that maybe sending a spiced chai recipe with no further explanation was a lil bit confusing

Oopsie teehee :9

A spiced chai for when chai is spicy

Spiced Chai Latte - Homemade chai mix for hot & iced lattes - Sprig & Vine A simple recipe for a homemade chai latte that will rival any coffeeshop favourite. Made with all pantry ingredients, vegan option included.

sprigandvine.in/spiced-chai-...

The Great Polycule shall subsume thee

a cartoon drawing of a cat holding a cigarette in its mouth . ALT: a cartoon drawing of a cat holding a cigarette in its mouth .

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I got grief 🫠

I thought it was going to be alienation but this also feels pretty right

I'm so glad!!! Dark ambient lofi tunes to sleep and recover to~~~~

Sent that last post and then this immediately showed on my feed like "no I think she needs a different set of vibes than the lofi ones" 😭 hope u feel better very soon

Sending my most ambient lofi dark academia vibes

😤great cuz you made it
😤great cuz it gave you joy
😤great because your heart sang a song and you decided to share a record with us so we could dance to it

Drunken sailor caused £36,000 of damage by smashing 77 windows 'for no reason' A sailor training to be a captain in the Finnish navy has pleaded guilty to criminal damage after smashing his way through a warehouse during a drunken rampage in Portland

So, what shall we do with him?

Hello stranger I just want u to know that ur skeet has escaped containment and landed on my very unrelated timeline so congratulations or my condolences 😌

DANDADAN ❗💥

DANDADAN fans eating well this season

I have now been annoying people with this exact joke for like 2 weeks

As a person who has moved out of paw paw's growth zone I am very jealous 😭

Want push buton

just keepin it canine probably

Deleted Twitter off my phone because hell no to all that nonsense

Pro tip: Learn to say “thank you” in lots of languages.

Native speakers love it, and you will get ample opportunities to humiliate yourself having to explain that you only know how to say the one phrase after they start speaking rapidly at you in a language you don’t understand at all.

This “not breeding purebred cats means they are lost forever” argument is so bizarre. What is being “lost” is a mere concept - animals are not killed by refusing to breed them. I would lose many mere concepts to eliminate or diminish a source of unnecessary suffering in the name of human vanity.

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