No hope for salvation kept me from sin
Just a small intuition not to do what all the bad ones did

Weekly gratitude practice:

I'm thankful that my plans are coming to fruition. That I'm in a well-paying job that cares about me as a person and that I look forward to coming in to every day. That there is a reality in which I move out of my MAGA landlord's house.

That things are looking up.

I'm happy to buddy up if you want a companion for all the content.

ngl, that Biblically Accurate Lalafell is terrifying.

I know that longitude and kind of know that latitude. Pls don't make me fly back to the south-central midwest

"the raccoon was already dead" ok??? How is that better???? Why is this man fondling a dead raccoon and cutting off his dollar and fifty cents??????? HELLO??????????????

Well if you ever wanna run stuff!! I'm getting into harder content with my FC and it's been a lot of fun

My yearbook is just filled with Michael Scott quotes.

I too aspire to have an API limit and for you to either pay me more to keep working, or wait until after I've had a nap

He was close but he was not a Democratic Socialist.

Omg Zohran talk taxy to me

IT

Fucking goddamn shit clowns.

How did I not know you played XIV?

the fucking STRANGLEHOLD these had on my high school.

Gosh you're cute.

I WAS RIGHT?!?!

a triceratops and a baby triceratops are standing in the grass Alt: a triceratops and a baby triceratops are standing in the grass, as the baby plays with the adult

*scoffs* It's CLEARLY triceratops.

a husky puppy is standing on a wire cage . Alt: a husky puppy is in a cage, being handled kibble which he enthusiastically gobbles.

My experience with giant-ass dogs tells me they're just always hungry.

I aged into a senior citizen writing this skeet.

This just in: mom is cool.

My hot take: if you're a content creator and your shtick is being jaded and belligerent at everything you do, you don't need to be creating content, instead you really should think about taking a *nap*.

When I was a kid (11ish), mom had a Harlequin romance novel phase. I was a voracious reader but not allowed to read those because "they had naughty words" and she'd find out if I did.

I peeked once and saw a new word, then immediately put it back & got scared that she'd find out I learned "pizazz".

TDH Act III Live The Tank YouTube video by Cave and Canary

So my favorite band, The Dear Hunter, released a video of "The Tank" from their live performance of their album 'Act III: Life and Death'.

Also, adding The Dear Hunter. Wonderful group of guys and insanely talented storytellers.

Melt

It's a cute face. :)

[Like I'm walking into an audition]: Hello, I'm Dusk, I'm 5'10, and I'm here for the part of uh...."rival".

@andrewfleer.com

The whiplash of not hearing that not lead into New York was wild.