Just learned you can get botulism from Botox and it immediately cured any longing or desire I had for it me and my giant masseters are here to stay

Credit scores are such an insane scam I stopped paying them off in full and carry a $100 balance now and my credit score shot up 30 point to over 800

My cursed take after volunteering in animal rescue for a year is that 85% of people involved aren’t here for the animals and just to give middle aged white women a god complex and make them feel good about themselves

Mcr doing firing squad execution reenactments on stage? And people are angry about it? I fear I must attend this one boys

Just bleached my roots and redyed my hair black did you guys know I’m not actually ugly ??

Just found out Graves’ disease and celiac are high risk factors for each other 🥴

People shamelessly posting about seeing brand new in 2025 🥴🤨 yall talk about not giving abusers platforms and yet…

Pasta is so god damn good when you ain’t got a bitch in ya ear telling you it’s nasty (the bitch is my stomach that definitely has at least a slight gluten intolerance)

I obviously love and respect tattooing as an art form but one thing I never need to do is get a hand poked tattoo. I’m good I do not need to be tortured like that. I respect it heavy. But I am Good

I want eternal sunshine to be real but just to erase my knowledge of game of throne from my brain so I can watch it for the first time again

I’m afraid I need a second circa survive tattoo and need the juturna lady on my arm

Yup

Yall struggling to hit fiber goals im getting my entire days worth in just my lunch the power of veganism baby

5 band bill w local openers going on at 10 pm is actually diabolical in the year 2025

Im afraid I really want to go to this pierce the veil tour. SHE MAKES DIRTY WORDS SOUND PRETTY?????

I’m sorry but I think tinned fish going viral was the first sign of the impending recession

Can’t believe I just spent over a year growing out my short hair and mullet and now fuck ass bobs are in

Affordable enough that I’m gonna buy it expensive enough that I know I shouldn’t 🙂‍↔️

I dropped off a vintage ring for them to resize today i guarantee im walking out with something when i pick it up

Been staring longingly at a filigree jewelry collection at a local jeweler and fantasizing about having $5k to buy it and found out today everything is $200 and under. I’m in trouble

British Chinese food is absolutely an abomination but I will not lie I would do anything to try a spice bag

I am on the millenial-gen z cusp and I always thought I was more millennial but yall are fucking embarrassing if I hear the phrase “elder emo” one more time im gen z now

It is my birthday and every meal I have chosen for today is some iteration of tofu and rice I just love tofu and rice

A rock blew a giant hole through my condenser and I do indeed have to pay $1000 to fix it

I’m so traumatized from the lemon jeep that I owned that I am currently having an anxiety attack about bringing my car to the dealership to get the AC fixed when it is under 2 different warranties

I’m sorry I cannot believe there was even ever a debate about if Craig Owen’s vocals are live or not at the chiodos shows that was the fakest most back tracked thing I’ve ever witnessed in my life I WATCHED him turn the mic on and off

The majority of people are very much still making 30k or less please shut up about not being able to live on 100k+ while driving around w a $1000 car payment and giving Jeff bezos half your check every week on bullshit

“100k is the new 30k” stfu yall just don’t know how to be poor. My income has tripled from 5 years ago and I still have roommates, bargain grocery shop, don’t drink and only eat out one meal a week. And guess what my bills are paid and I am comfortable, no one is forcing you to spend it all

What level of ocd is me dumping out an entire soda bc it’s fizzing weird and I didn’t remember the lid cracking when I opened it so I’m now convinced someone poisoned it

Norovirus vaccine starting to roll out it’s a beautiful day for my fellow emetophobes with this and zofran we are unstoppable