Chuck Norris doesn't die, he just goes to another dimension us regular people can't comprehend

I saw Mommy rizzing up Santa Claus

🎶In the warm California Sun 🎶

iHeartMedia Draws Industry Line Against AI Voices With New Policy - Radio Ink iHeartMedia is reinforcing its identity with a new companywide policy banning AI-generated on-air talent and content.

Glad to hear iHeartMedia is promising to only use human voices nationwide 👏👏👏

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my loved ones, colleagues, and mentors. You know who you are. The two women to hold the true position are the best in the biz, and we are so lucky as Giants fans to have the best ballpark in the world. Bleeding Black and Orange, Jeff Knox.

One year ago today I made my major league debut. It was a dream come true for this 5th generation San Franciscan to announce a Giants game. It never would have been possible without all the guidance, support, love, and patience I received from

Anchor is steaming

Charlie Dressen (Source: 1,001 Baseball Quips and Quotes, by Glenn Liebman, 1994)

I know what you mean; I’m not good enough for a self esteem anymore.

You're being mean to yourself if you think you're average

@sfchronicle.com @sfstandard.com is Anchor back?

They should make statues of regular people. Like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff

Who ACTUALLY said “The coldest winter I ever spent, was a summer in San Francisco”, according to a book by Glenn Liebman? (Hint: it wasn’t Mark Twain)

Earthquake 🌎

Door Dashers imply the existence of Door Prancers and Door Vixens

traffic is gross more like traffickk

Adding “Tsunami and Tornado warning survivor” to my resume

happy tornado warning in san francisco day to all who celebrate

I call absolute BS on "Ketchum"

Happy Honda Days, ya filthy animal

Give me your tired-of-Twitter, your poor-of-taste, your huddled asses learning to Bluesky

ME: Is he going to make it?
DOCTOR: No. I’m afraid he’s down with the sickness
ME: *crying* oohwahahahah
DOCTOR: *holds hand* oohwahahahah

pick a movie, keep one actor. the rest are muppets

Titanic, and keep Kate Winslet

UPDATE: Tsunami warning cancelled

Bay Area friends: stay away from the water at noon. There is a Tsunami warning after an earthquake 45 miles southwest of Eureka in the Pacific Ocean. #Tsunami #Earthquake

secret santa at the cia prolly goes hard as hell

American taking California from Mexico, to the tune of "Hot To Go": H-I-D-A-L-G-O"

Inside you are two kidneys