Flyers up 3-0 we sweep these bitches on Saturday see ya there

Opps done asked us to play d2 finals at NINE IN THE MORNING EASTERN STANDARD

Yknow I’d actually be interested in picking up pragmata if the discourse surrounding it wasn’t the worst fucking thing known to man

Just woke up from the dream where I played the new Splatoon weapon: The one shot charger that fucking kills you irl if you get hit by it. It was all fun and games until someone on the other team was playing it. Fastest Home X A in my life

The Celtics should be so embarrassed. How did they let this no show pedo owned Sixers team beat them lmfao. The Celtics are such losers

I’ll buy splatoon raiders. I don’t like salmon run, but whatever. The lower price is a super nice surprise

Everytime Nintendo shadow drops a trailer instead of including it in a direct, I add one tally mark to the wall. What do the tally marks symbolize, you may ask? Nintendo will find out soon enough.

Flyers 👀👀👀👀👀

Monday morning gonna be a good week I can feel it

im crine 😭😭😭

Stairs always be up to somethin….

Being 24 and people got like jobs and their own place and shit and I’m still with my parents (I’m working on it tho I swear)

It is Tyflo Friday once again

Bad news I haven’t been able to do any ufo 50 videos (like at all) because of LUTI and pokemon champions and, guess what, I’m still in fucking LUTI, so the videos are gonna take a minute

Sixers Celtics gonna be so fucking miserable you can’t torture me Adam Silver nice try asshole

The first guy to bring a toaster with him to the bath tub prolly thought he was boutta be enjoying some luxury eats

I bet it feels so good to be a king in chess and get mated 🥵🥵🥵

Generationally dogshit save

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FLYERS HOCKEY IS BACK BABY!!!!! WE ARE BACK!!!!

The last thing a 12 yo Japanese kid sees after school when I get up early to spam choice scarf eruptions before work

I got a kantonian Typhlosion in champions finally, time to go to work

If you park in the disabled spot and you’re not disabled you have a parking disability and therefore can use the spot #moneymoves

For many people, kitchen knives are great for cutting all sorts of foods and ingredients! But for Tyflo this Friday morning, things got a little hectic when he used to kitchen knife to cut his… finger?!

“Hi my favorite pokemon is actually basculin red stripe” No It Isn’t. That’s Not True.

“Every pokemon is someone’s favorite!” No actually that’s not true. Nobody’s favorite is pineco. Nobody’s favorite is throh. These people do not exist

There are 126 teams across the four major sports. Being a Sixers is the worst of all. If you’re a Jets or White Sox fan it’s not so bad cause there’s no expectations. If you’re a Bills or Leafs fan, your team blows it of its own accord. The Sixers do not blow it. This stuff just sorta happens.