If ‘Wish I didn’t miss you’ by Angie Stone isn’t in your top three songs of all time, then I’m absolutely certain you have no rhythm and can’t dance.

This is a trick question. All 3 are wools.

I was right in line with it. Jones looks at him and then runs into him. No attempt to play the ball. Jones knew exactly what he was doing and the officials let him get away with it. They either bottled it or they are bent.

If anyone says the Jones on Dewsbury Hall incident isn’t given as a free kick in any other area of the pitch is either lying or Stevie Wonder.

I’m close to spewing it. The ref and VAR bottled it because they knew they would have to give a red card. That cost us the game and the chance of making Europe.

The Marseille fan in work couldn’t believe VAR never gave us a penalty yesterday for Jones foul on Dewsbury Hall.

Exquisite. This is a man who knows his footwear.

Unfortunately he’s Yerry Mina mk2. We need a centre back as well as a left and right back.

They have unconscious bias. They know if they give a decision against a top 6 side then they are under the microscope from the press. They will always take the easy way out because they are cowards.

As soon as I knew Kavanagh was the ref I had a bad feeling. They’ll wheel out Pawson when we play them next.

Flair with the clothesline from the top rope.

I said exactly the same thing at the match.

That changes the whole outcome of the game. Kavanagh would have given it at the other end.

Any other part of the pitch it’s a free kick.

From where I was sitting right on line with it, Jones looked at him and then ran into him making no attempt to play the ball.

Did she find out you texted your ex? That may be worse than my Deadpool shenanigans.

Arsenal are bigger bottlers than us and they are more Spursy than Spurs.

I’m still convinced we should have had a pen when Jones ran into Dewsbury Hall.

I don’t ever watch them play but for half a billion spent in the summer they are poor. That Konate is like a bigger version of Titus Bramble. The fella with the ponytail in midfield just runs around fouling people and Frimpong surely won a competition to play. I can’t believe we lost to them.

My lad was laughing his head off. I feel violated. If anyone sees me at the next match with a load of chicken, then mind your business.

On the bus home a Hill Dickinson employee from a food stall had obviously been on the sauce because she was as pissed as a fart, was telling me to go to her kiosk and she will give me free food at the next game. She had hands like an octopus so I feel like I’m part of the ‘me too’ movement now.

Beto and Branthwaite going off was the difference. McNeil being his usual shithouse cost us the first goal.

He’s shabite. Salah is finished and he had him on toast today. He also can’t pass, cross or control a ball. He has no pace and no right foot. It’s on the previous regime that someone as poor as Mykolenko has played nearly 150 times for us.

I never want to see McNeil, Mykolenko or Barry ever play for us again.

Couldn’t properly celebrate that because VAR has killed the game for match going fans.

We all knew Kavanagh was as bent as a roundabout so his performance so far is expected.

I’d rather one of the fellas doing the halftime crossbar challenge play ahead of McNeil.

Van Dijk is the biggest shithouse in the league.

I hate VAR