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Posts by Will 🦇

Hate the current trend of making the loudest, fastest BMW X5 you’ve ever seen with the loudest pop and bang map you’ve ever heard.

They’re fucking hideous, boring SUV’s and no obnoxious pink wrap, decat and a remap is gonna change that.

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Started Creatures of Ava this morning, only played an hour so far but I love it. Pet ALL the creatures for an achievement, you say?

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I’ve been consumed by cozy games.

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Completed #1-#100: www.trueachievements.com/gamer/WNG100...

Completed #101-#131: www.trueachievements.com/gamer/WNG100...

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Completion #131 - Goat Simulator: Remastered 🐐

Had to do it before it left Game Pass, love a bit of Goat Sim.

Disappointing that some achievements were removed (I’m quite good at Flappy Goat 😂) but cool that others were added in for the smaller DLC’s. Graphically much better too!

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Yesss I was so pleasantly surprised 😅

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You’re peak bro

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This is so pleasing to know, I’ll definitely play it down the line once I’m out of Forza Horizon 6/FF7 Rebirth territory 🙏🏻

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Played the Pragmata Demo last night and went from not interested to hell yeah in 18 minutes 🙂‍↕️

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Completed #1-#100: www.trueachievements.com/gamer/WNG100...

Completed #101-#130: www.trueachievements.com/gamer/WNG100...

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Completion #130 - Farming Simulator 17 (Windows) 🚜

Another Farm Sim in the bag! This one showed its age a little but no less fun. They’re just such chill games, I absolutely love them.

I will say, playing this has made me appreciate the more recent games quality of life additions 🙏🏻

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Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

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Completed #1-#100: www.trueachievements.com/gamer/WNG100...

Completed #101-#129: www.trueachievements.com/gamer/WNG100...

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Completion #129 - Winter Burrow ❄️

What an adorable little game 🥹 it’s a lot more hard hitting than I expected and the gameplay loop is really nice.

My only gripe was a bit of confusion sometimes on triggering next quests, but a lovely story nonetheless 🙏🏻

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Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

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burgers should be wider, not taller imo

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Steamed Hams full transcript

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
Ah.
Superintendent Chalmers.
Welcome.
- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
- Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh.
That isn't smoke.
It's steam.
Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
Mmm.
Steamed clams.
Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D'oh, no.
I said steamed hams.
That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes.
It's a regional dialect.
- Uh-huh.
Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York.
Really.
Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams.
" Oh, not in Utica.
No.
It's an Albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no.
Patented Skinner burgers.
Old family recipe.
- For steamed hams.
- Yes.
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
- Of course.
Well, that was wonderful.
A good time was had by all.
I'm pooped.
Yes.
I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis.
- Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes.
- May I see it? No.
Seymour.
! The house is on fire.
! No, Mother.
It's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

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Completed #1-#100: www.trueachievements.com/gamer/WNG100...

Completed #101-#128: www.trueachievements.com/gamer/WNG100...

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Completion #128 - Bendy and the Ink Machine

A game I loved for 10-12 hours, followed by a game I hated for 46 more hours while an achievement failed to pop, but it’s DONE.

It’s got a good story, a lot of Bioshock references and some jump scares peppered in. Achievement Hunters beware 💀

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Completed #1-#100: www.trueachievements.com/gamer/WNG100...

Completed #101-#127: www.trueachievements.com/gamer/WNG100...

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Completion #127 - Trüberbrook

I’ve no idea how I came to own this game, it rings zero bells whatsoever but you know what? It was such a fun little point and click.

The graphics surprised me with how nice they were and the dialogues really quite funny 😅 overall a pleasant surprise!

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Thanks mate, about time I got them all on this profile haha

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Skully says hello to himself in a mirror

Skully says hello to himself in a mirror

Wassup Mofo

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Swear she doesn’t move, she just teleports to the next comfortable space

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Why does she always look so comfortable 🙂‍↕️

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If you're a fan of sci-fi, survival horror, or both - you should play Cronos: The New Dawn.

It's fantastic.

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Completed #101-#126: www.trueachievements.com/gamer/WNG100...

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Completion #126 - Resident Evil 4 (2005)

This will always be the best Resident Evil game for me, I used to finish it over and over and over on the Wii as a teenager.

It’s Leon in his prime and no janky controls will ever take away how fantastic it is 💪🏻

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