Aaaand that tune's gonna be in my head all weekend.

I've been just panning across different areas of this for a good 10 minutes and smiling the whole time... NAILED every aspect, and the color palette is incredible.

When companies try to sell me on AI:

lineless art of neil the rat at a small colourful toy piano. text reads "20 years of bangin out the tunes!"

we love you neil! 🎶🐀 #myart

Sweet MERCY, this is wonderful. 🙏

Viral photo from some years back of a man nonchalantly mowing his yard with a tornado on the horizon .

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

cum trees YouTube video by Tom McGovern

m.youtube.com/watch?v=jRCH...

DIVINE RESURRECTION
AT THIS TIME OF DAY
AT THIS TIME OF YEAR
LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN THE OLD CITY OF JERUSALEM

"Oh, well enjoy your echo chamb-" Thanks, I fucking will.

Puppy play but it's just Marxing your territory.

All the wrong people have imposter syndrome.

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

a cartoon of a woman in a pink dress saying " i 'm sweating like a sinner in church " Alt: A cartoon of a woman in a pink dress (Lottie from "The Princess and the Frog") saying "I'm sweating like a sinner in church."

Sweet MERCY.

I cannot express how great it is to see people finally realizing that fictional kinks and fetishes aren't as harmful as fuckass puritans make them seem like.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

This is so many of y'all rn

Just gonna tap the fucking sign real quick over here.

"YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS (unless you're into that)."

AI isn't free, it's bait. It's "free" in the sense that the bird feed left out for Road Runner is "free"

A+ caption, no notes. 🔴🟢

Not beating the "are you actually me?" allegations with this one... I still give some pops a little shake and leave it for a minute before opening.

"Okay I sucked you off, now can you-"

*Zzzzzzz*

The ✨boy✨

I can't tell you how many neurons have been ✨activated✨ with this one... amazing work.

Ted Cruz with the caption "he looks like Wolverine if instead of claws, three flaccid penises slowly came out of Wolverine's hands."

Show him that one Wolverine meme.

An anthro deer wearing bi-colored boxer briefs and running with a Canadian flag in their arms as a cape.

It's ya boyyy.

Art of an owl playing a handheld console with mice cheering them on, followed by a separate post of "Pick up mouse. Apply to titty."

Serendipi-titty on my timeline.

If they slip into the duodenum, are they pasta point of no return?

A bunch of men grabbing their backs in pain, with "Battlestar Sciatica" written above.

A friend's merciful version goes "This is your birthday sooong, itisn'tverylong".