Advertisement · 728 × 90

Posts by Gareth Watkins

2001 law forbade the killing of dogs. 1161 Effective control and treatment of rabies in India is hindered by a form of mass hysteria known as puppy pregnancy syndrome (PPS). Dog bite victims with PPS, male as well as female, become convinced that puppies are growing inside them,

2001 law forbade the killing of dogs. 1161 Effective control and treatment of rabies in India is hindered by a form of mass hysteria known as puppy pregnancy syndrome (PPS). Dog bite victims with PPS, male as well as female, become convinced that puppies are growing inside them,

7 hours ago 145 12 15 2

karp wouldn't last 2 seconds against the average sword lesbian

7 hours ago 122 17 5 0
Preview
Inside the White House “Holy War” Signal chat group According to JD Vance, Pete Hegseth and Russell Brand, the Bible is clear that war is a good thing. Why doesn’t the Pope understand? (Is this real, or satire?* Read on to find out…)

According to JD Vance, Pete Hegseth and Russell Brand, the Bible is clear that war is a good thing. Why doesn’t the Pope understand?

✏️ @mrhenrymorris.substack.com

9 hours ago 12 5 1 1

Admittedly that was in Canada. In Britain guys would be like 'oi, not being funny yeah not being funny right but having another bloke attached to you? Bit gay yeah.'

9 hours ago 6 0 1 0

When I used to take my son out in a baby carrier and dudes would come up to me and tell me that I was being a really good dad it was like being high-fived by Han Solo.

9 hours ago 13 0 1 0

Black-eyed Susans.

9 hours ago 11 1 0 0
15 hours ago 7 0 1 0

A good printer. Doesn't disconnect from the wi-fi network, doesn't say there's no paper when there's 100 sheets, doesn't do weird loss-leader stuff with cartridges. Just a really good printer.

17 hours ago 43 5 2 0
Advertisement

There's a post-it that says 'IOU one functioning human soul - God' where the part of somebody that tells them to not say things like this should be.

17 hours ago 13 0 1 0

They're pumping that fresh bread smell out of Subways.

18 hours ago 12 0 0 0

100% - I hate it when superhero movies portray billionaires as Ubermenschen that categorically do not exist in the real world. Lex Luthor in Superman (2025) has never paid somebody to power-level his Path of Exile character!

18 hours ago 4 0 1 0

Karp’s book came out after @bentarnoff.com and I had already started writing ours. Reading it we were like “oh this is Muskism.” The interesting thing, as @lioneltrolling.bsky.social pointed out, is that it was written with the assumption of an incoming Harris administration.

1 day ago 138 36 1 1

I'm joining the infowar on Infowars on the side of Infowars.

19 hours ago 9 0 0 0
Post image

Economics can either enable the slide toward fascism, or defend affordability, dignity, and democracy.

I wrote ANTI-FASCIST ECONOMICS with my baby by my side—a constant reminder that the future should be livable for all.

Out in October with Random House.

19 hours ago 455 125 10 18
Video
7 months ago 1463 484 16 30

Somehow Air Bud died.

20 hours ago 16 0 0 0

Great piece that reiterates something everyone who is not a weird bay area freak or sucked into the AI hype cycle understands implicitly. There's no magic left, these people have barren imaginations.

1 day ago 926 182 10 2

It auto replies to my dad with 'waow that's crazy!' when he sends me stuff about fifteen minute cities and the World Bank.

1 day ago 7 1 1 0
Advertisement
Post image Post image

POV point of view the exact thing that happened:

1 day ago 8 0 0 0

My son got an (entirely unnecessary) ADHD assesment today and tested worse than 99% of the population for clicking a button while having a ball on his head. The person who was conducting the test thought that telling him he had ADHD was some big revelation, but he was like 'yeah?'.

1 day ago 8 0 1 0
Post image

Congratulations, @karenhao.bsky.social! This weekend Empire of AI won the @latimes.com Book Prize for Science and Technology.

www.latimes.com/about/pressr...

1 day ago 55 9 0 2
Preview
Palantir Technologies (PLTR) Earnings Date and Reports 2026 $PLTR When is Palantir Technologies' next earnings announcement? View the latest PLTR earnings date, analysts forecasts, earnings history, and conference call transcripts.

Palantir's earnings came out three days ago, and while by any reasonable standards they're great, they had some real blockbuster quarters previously. The stock is half actual fundamentals and half meme stock, so Karp is juicing that side of the business.

marketbeat.com/stocks/NASDAQ/PLTR/earnings/

1 day ago 2 0 0 0

Now, I wouldn't EVER recommend betting on Polymarket or Kalshi, but...

1 day ago 4 0 0 0
Post image
1 day ago 75 14 0 0
Preview
Power without accountability: The Palantir manifesto The problems with our tech philosopher kings

New, from me: Take the Palantir manifesto seriously, if not literally.
It reveals that our tech philosopher kings want public money, but without public accountability. This creates a dilemma for governments unaligned with its techno-fascist vision. 🧵
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/palantir-w...

1 day ago 4009 1563 117 129
Post image
1 day ago 3 0 0 0
1 day ago 27 9 3 0
The goat man guy from the Chronicles of Narnia movies

The goat man guy from the Chronicles of Narnia movies

Smoking exactly one (1) weed in your thirties

2 years ago 319 16 6 1
Advertisement

I mean, Pete Davidson has been doing lines and shaggin' nines for the past decade and he isn't even funny like a lot of mentally ill people.

1 day ago 1 0 1 0

Ex-military intelligence official 1: Aw shit! There's already a company of sinister intelligence-adjacent right wingers whose name references the bad guy from a major fantasy franchise!

E-MIO 2: Surely there's another character we can use whose symbol is an eye?

1 day ago 22 5 1 0