sorry if that’s rhetorical, but when I see a question I’m compelled: my guess would be that it would take more resources than anyone (besides maybe the USG, China, or a top 5 tech co) can muster. Both bc of TikTok’s scale and because Bsky’s architecture is more open than most sites at similar scale
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notrayena is a sous chef and they work at a taste testing kitchen for a major restaurant chain
get you someone who loves you as much as I love doing social media wrong
what’s the weirdest thing you just found behind your monitor? for me it’s a can of medium clear PVC cement
Obviously I’m only paying attention to this because I hate the cover-ups much more than accidentally sharing bullshit; just saying—better than the full denial approach as seen below
She’s moved on to dealing with the situation better FWIW
if you look at your recent replies, most people still seem to believe the post actually came from Trump
Viperbitedeaths Georg dies 27,990 times a year and should not have been excluded
maybe the issue is "Unique", maybe we've each been issued an exact clone
guess we've still got a month to go, but I have to admit that right now my prediction looks incredibly bad, we have in fact completely disappeared
NewsRadio: Matthew: Oh, my. Beth, look at this. Beth: Internet?
Matthew: Yeah. Beth: Inter-not.
If I still had one of those in my pantry I’d be thinking about throwing it out by now
Running a city larger than Denmark may seem like success, but you just can’t deposit it in your bank account, smh
Yeah that video was posted 2 days after these photos came out. I dug up my post expecting to see them in the same clothes, same day, but apparently they were all hanging out for a few days
It’s a battery!
It’s a dessert!
It’s a battery!
It’s a dessert!
Stop it you two it’s both a battery AND a dessert!
my teeth feel electrical just thinking about it, yum
they should make the meal out of that stuff
tfw the stuff that gets stuck to the foil is the tastiest part of the meal
always. it’s always the best part
is there something bigger than Bsky outages going on today? everything seems wonky and slow in a way that makes me think it’s my router/ISP but maybe it’s AWS or Cloudflare or some such
realizing my “this person can make a 5 minute conversation take a half hour” problem solves my “I don’t have anything new to report” problem
achievement unlocked¹: space heater in the morning, fan in the afternoon
¹ you can earn this achievement up to twice a year
It stood out as an incredibly brazen idiotic irrelevant thing to say, even for them, (not a single sane human thought the original image was real), which wasn’t enough to tip me off when “everyone” took at for granted. but the source being nobody + the lack of corroboration anywhere made it clear
Post Joshua J. Friedman • @joshuajfried... • 13h © Bluesky Elder Friends, that is not a real Karoline Leavitt quote 36 10 122 • 459 Dara Lind @daralind.bsky.social • 13h © Bluesky Elder Sorry, which? 03 Joshua J. Friedman O @joshuajfriedman.com Bluesky Elder Q 4:571 4 Messages 个 76 Post ••. X.com manny @mannyfidel oh my god. was trump told to tell the press that the image was "doctored," but misunderstood and told everyone that he was depicted as a "doctor"? Captain Obvious ™ @TheFungi669 • 4h Karoline Leavitt: "President Trump's Truth Social post depicting him as Jesus was a doctored
The originator of the Leavitt quote was just some rando joker on Twitter. When Friedman and a couple other people debunked yesterday, it looked like the momentum was against the fake quote, but it had taken on a life of its own
“and then I woke up” isn’t a bad line, everybody sleeps, and everybody wakes up
yeah when I refi’ed to ~5.0 in 2009 or 2010 it was considered a steal
the real problem is how much house prices (and expectations about them) went up over that historically weird decade when the interest share of the payment was so relatively low
maybe a swedish hand enlarger
maybe all the mysterious hand bruising has been from collagen injections