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Posts by Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎

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I could literally get a better deal from the mob

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Touch the light and it burns.

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The Way You Love Me Faith Hill · Breathe · Song · 1999

Kicking off this Friday will a little Faith

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3:00am wake up time definitely sucks but they forgot I’m literally Lucifer and I’ll just alter my consciences about it. Fuck the system. Be free. You are your own god. Logic > faith

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😂😂😃🍩

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Obviously those 23 votes were the same illegal voting multiple times funded by soros. It couldn’t possibly be people hating Trump and everything he touches. Long live the blonde king. Also he doesn’t cheat at golf and total has normal sized genitals.

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How can a lizard testify?

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I went thought HOU airport security today around 9:00am. It took me all of 3 minutes. Please don’t believe the hype. Also didn’t see an ICE agents but that’s probably because they were wearing camo 😆

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This account is a massive scam! Do not engage. Please report.

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A reply I got from Josh Hawley. What an absolutely lying coward. Hell isn’t hot enough for these people.

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🙁

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Overcome (with recapitulation)

This is more relevant now more than ever. I did not vote for this war. I do not consent to having MY taxes go towards bombs and death. Impeach Trump NOW!

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Thanks! The brand is PsychoBunny. Got it a couple years back. They are my favorite.

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Okay, Indian food might be spicy….🥵

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A broken cuckoo clock is right twice a day

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Work selfie

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Feeling positive today. Finally got a primary care physician and they didn’t stick me..yet, replacement car is in the works after crashing the first one in the snow, I have a date tonight (is Indian food spicy?) gonna take care of some things at the airport (stupid fiber lines!). Not a bad Tuesday😁☔️

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Hoebert can read?!

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FAKE SCAMMER DO NOT CLICK!!!! REPORT THIS ACCOUNT

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Yes, rest in peace Van Winkle.

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That part of the Eurythmics’ song Sweet Dreams….”Some of them want to be abused” seems to have been talking about MAGA. They keep getting slapped in the face by Trump and continue to beg for more!

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I wish for world peace

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Why is ET doing pushups in the background?

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…and she’s good lookin’ 😏

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😂😂😂

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And yet, it still makes sense.

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Reported

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The only good thing coming out of this bullshit economy is now airport prices don’t seem so outrageous.

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Why did you kill septimus? He could have lived a simple life.

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