When you're a parent, being on the apps means being on the taekwondo app, the daycare app, and the after school and/or camp app

My son, holding a bowl of cheese: "I want to know, have you ever had a cheese bowl?"

You'll have so much fun!

We've started watching The Pitt this week, and I was struggling to think of who Noah Wyle's expressions remind me of at times. I just realized it's Mamdani.

What a privilege to know them and what a heart-wrenching thing to miss them at the same time

A screenshot of a weather app saying that the temperature will be a near record high tomorrow

Everything is going great

My son calls cheese puffs cheese pups and I will not be correcting him

Cool I take it back, let's keep being terrible

The exception proves the rule. Shred on

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Everybody poopeth

The worst ones though, all human

All our best qualities as human beings are the ones we also share with animals

I'm working on the Leonard Cohen classics this week

I just went to drink a last gross sip of my flat beverage and drank a bug. Let that be a lesson: never finish what you start

Free very specific tip, but.... are you going to an outdoor birthday party for a child between the ages of three and six? Bring a bunch of dollar store spray bottles and be the cool aunt/uncle. Children love spray bottles like no other

You probably knew me the first time I made this pronouncement

Pockets ruin dresses

Born with a moon in anger

The Finnish word for a bachelor, poikamies, means “boy man”

I also don't think metal machine music is ultimately that inaccessible. At least not by today's standards.

Also,I love editing reviews, so please pitch me

REVIEW: Approaching a Boundlessness of Being - on Joan by Jake Rose JD Scott on how Rose's poetry collection refuses to fix Joan of Arc in any single form.

In case you missed it, here's a great review by Jordan Scott of JOAN by Jake Rose -- a poetry collection about the person and figure of Joan of Arc, through a queer & contemporary lens. open.substack.com/pub/zonamote...

Hell yeah

I love his ebb and flow between accessible music and what he perceived as inaccessible. I think it maybe came from a place of self loathing. It's so fascinating to see him follow up a chart hit with something crazy. I'm going to be reading this thread ❤️

Oh, wait, i'm so here for this lou reed exploration lol

For this week my son asked me to learn "Excavator" by Blippi so that's what I'm working on along with "Goo Goo Muck" by the Cramps

Signing my six year old up for "survival camp" in the summer to prep her for the water wars

Whomst do I know in London?

My children have no idea how lucky they are to have @stewart.bsky.social in charge of all holidays, because I definitely didn't learn how to do them