Louder for the people in the back

Baby elephant holds the caretakers hand while it falls asleep. 😴

See if he can remember the names of each of his wives and children while they’re at it.

RFK Jr: We are doing more on maternal health than any other administration

LEE: I said Black maternal health

RFK Jr: Maternal health

LEE: The thing is, they're not the same outcomes, which means we need specific interventions for Black maternal health

RFK Jr: Can I finish?

When you don’t know the answer, stop talking, you gravel-gargling gargoyle.
Bless this representative’s patience and persistence: “So you are stating for the record these policies do NOT help everyone.”

Is there any way to make men *earn* their dicks? Deactivate them somehow, until they’ve passed a course on how to use them responsibly, with the possibility of switching them off again the minute they misbehave. Maybe we could get AI to work on THAT…

Police say former Virginia lieutenant governor, wife dead in murder-suicide Police in Virginia say Justin Fairfax, the state’s former lieutenant governor, shot and killed his wife and then fatally shot himself.

“Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.”
-Margaret Atwood

#WomenArePeople
#StopKillingUs

Absolutely not funny.
WTF were you thinking?

This is what happens when you convert to Catholicism via correspondence course.🙄

JD Vance telling Tom Brady how to throw a tight spiral

*Really* good linens and towels.
And a housecleaning service.

He knew exactly what he was doing. Don’t get shy now, man, you bought the cake; eat every slice.

Should be part of his next test.

I’m just grateful it’s not a statue of *Trump*.

Protect this woman and her seat in the House 🙌🏾

TRUMP: Do you think men should play in women's sports?

DOORDASH DRIVER: I really don't have an opinion on that. I'm here about no tax on tips.

The cold, hard reality is y’all better figure it out before 2028 because we’re not letting you pull the shit you’ve been pulling for 60 years in the voting booth again.

Instead of folks running around screaming about what wyte folks won’t do if we don’t allow them to take us hostage in the voting

Rage cats

WTH is even happening? If you have multiple sexual assault allegations against you, get out of the race. If you had a Nazi tattoo for decades & were making bigoted & revolting comments as a grown-ass man, get out of the race. And if you knew about these things and said nothing, you suck, as well.🍸🍸

I thought he was running Venezuela…

Very strong “substitute teacher” vibes…

AP says it will offer buyouts as part of pivot away from newspaper-focused history The Associated Press says it will offer buyouts to an unspecified number of its U.S.-based journalists as part of an acceleration away from the focus on newspapers and their print journalism that sust...

People should actually be very alarmed that while AP's business model is shot to bits, Americans are still very much reliant on the news it delivers. The alternatives in some cases are inferior or non-existent.
apnews.com/article/news...

Seems a little swanky for the Apocalypse. I’d always imagined that as more of a “Come as you are” party.

pete hegseth firing everyone but his tailor

Someone else’s feet?😱

This is unconstitutional. Voting is a fundamental right for every American. Illinois will keep administering free and fair elections – and what Donald Trump puts on a piece of paper will not change that.

He forgot that Congress is a thing.

TBF, Congress also forgot that Congress is a thing...

Rutherford County Library Board fires director after she refuses to relocate 132 children's books Dr. Lu-anne James called the board's order to move books with LGBTQ+ themes to the adult section an unlawful act of viewpoint discrimination.

This is a verified GoFundMe for librarian Luanne James from the Rutherford County Library Alliance.
gofund.me/f7704eb98
Read what happened to this hero: www.newschannel5.com/news/rutherf...

Everyone pony the fuck fpr the librarian who just got sacked for refusing to remove LGBTQ books from the kids' section of the library.