Only way to make this game more memorable is to give #HarryGray his debut. #lufc

I remember now, I needed a calculator! #LUFC 5-0

Strapped in, buckled up, refuelled, darkened room, do not disturb on door, full roll of Kleenex quilted at the ready. Anything I’ve forgotten? #Lufc

Watford 1 Burnley 0. Not a bad start to the day! Only 78minutes to go! #lufc

I can barely breathe. #Lufc

Just what can you say about a decision as awful as that? #LUFC

Outrageously bad decision by linesman.Tanaka was without question onside. The Linesman should have his match fee stopped and sent to referee in under 15s football. #Lufc

Thank you. It was simply the subscription bit I wasn’t sure about. Enjoy your day.

I’ve heard of it, but this far in my life I’ve never been tempted to watch it. Thanks for your help which I’m sure was well intended but comes over as a little patronising.

I barely ever watch mainstream TV. Sorry if I’m showing my lack of knowledge. I’ll move on.

No- it was a serious question!

Thanks. Is that a premium channel?

I’m hearing a lot about this program - which channel is it on?

I’ll answer that myself! NO!!!

Would you take a draw right now? #Lufc

Celebratory drink! Cheers! #LUFC #mot

That’ll do! #LUFC #Topoftheleague

Get in!!!!! Lufc

Stressed to death!!! #lufc

Gooooooooaaaaaaaal! #Lufc

Here we go! #Lufc

My nerves are jangling too. What can possibly go wrong? All our promotion opponents dropped points last night and we are playing a bang average middle of the table team at home. I’m struggling to reassure myself! #Lufc

2 red cards for Burnley after full time! What a shame - never mind! #Lufc

West Brom doing to Burnley what they did to us! #Lufc 1-1

2-0 now.

Regarding the comments made by J D Vance, I took a look at his Military Service, which involved writing articles and taking photographs. What a War Hero he was!

He is a heartbeat away from being the next President of the USA - what a pair of wimps he and his Puppet Master are! #Bonespurs #Trump

He’s waiting for further instructions from Putin.

Dear #EFL we will agree to give every team a 1 goal start as long as we can play every game on a Monday Night. Yours sincerely Leeds United. #Lufc

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Joffy seemed to have a good game for Hull. I’m pleased for the lad. #lufc #HCFC