Weird Sentences To Say Outside Of The Gym #256:

"Man, I haven't been pushing myself as much as I could have, my ass hasn't been this sore in a while!"

HAAAAAAM JACKSON

Pic of a black and white tuxedo cat with a perfect white mustache pattern above his mouth.

This is Mr Mustache, a very distinguished gentleman.
#cat #catsky #mustache

"I can't wait til I pay off my dick mortgage, so I can get another dick mortgage!! 😀"

Actual words said by my girlfriend just now 😂

True love is cry laughing on the bathroom floor while delirious from mild heat exhaustion because you and your girlfriend just made a fictitious character named "Ham Jackson" 😂

I just saw this now and started laughing, you're welcome babe 😂🧡

"Whats up?"

"Oh nothin much, just crying over how cute my girlfriend is going outside on her moth walks and saving moths 🥹🧡"

Thank you!!

😘🧡

Aww babe 🥹🧡

😀

I don't think we have either, I'm worried that we will because it seems like they're just doing whatever they want with impunity

The one where we're basically under martial law at this point....I'm tired 😞🫂

Reminding myself that I clean up good sometimes 🧡✨️

The cat in @blujess.bsky.social's question is Leo, and he has exactly 0 braincells. I love them both 😂🧡

it’s too early for this shit

-me, whenever I wake up

For full alt text, follow pastebin link in next post. Partial text: Amy E. Greer, attorney for Mahmoud Khalil provided the following update this evening: First, importantly, today I spoke to Mahmoud and he is healthy and his spirits are undaunted by his predicament. He also greatly appreciates, and, typically for him, is moved by the extraordinarily broad and steadfast support he has received from a variety of communities that understand what is at stake. He is in ICE custody in Louisiana, and arrangements have been made for local attorneys to visit him today and tomorrow. The remarks by government officials, including the President, on social media only confirm the purpose – and illegality – of Mahmoud's detention. He was chosen as an example to stifle entirely lawful dissent in violation of the First Amendment. While tomorrow or thereafter the government may cite the law or process, that toothpaste is out of the tube and irreversibly so. The government’s objective is as transparent as it is unlawful, and our role as Mahmoud’s lawyers is to ensure it does not prevail. Today Mahmoud's legal team, which includes Kyle Barron, CLEAR, the Center for Constitutional Rights, the American Civil Liberties Union, and Amy Greer filed a motion to compel in federal court in the Southern District of New York, as part of the habeas corpus petition filed on his behalf over the weekend, seeking an order requiring the government to return to New York for any immigration proceedings.

UPDATE on Mahmoud Khalil from his lawyers and his wife: "Today I spoke to Mahmoud and he is healthy and his spirits are undaunted by his predicament." (Legal team now includes ACLU, CCR.)

-with Naruto that we got banned from wearing the headbands in school because the staff thought it was a gang 🤣😅

Ever wonder if teens in Japan have like... a yeeaboo phase where they watch a ton of American cartoons, dress up as a cowboy or greaser, square dance down the halls and demand their friends call them Jim or Hank?

Just reflecting on the time in high school where my friends & I were so obsessed-

When @blujess.bsky.social edits my photos~

Not a thought behind those eyes 🤣🧡

Begging some hero in the Department of Ed to rename the student loan record file folder "DEI training materials" before unlocking the door for the DOGE bros

I am really frustrated that the press is discussing the destruction of USAID as something that has happened rather than an illegal action that will likely be undone in two weeks when courts tell the world that it was illegal.

Me, after a minor inconvenience:

"Bring back the days of physical combat as an answer to verbal disputes."

At an after party for a tournament I was offered a can of Natural Father™.

Notes: Freshly mowed grass, faded blue jeans, Irish Spring, 7 year old once-white Nikes, mini-fig paint...