that too

[saxonly] in this house we have a stiġweard

I mean, this is a butler. A chief of staff for your house is a butler

Tshirt idea: We are the sons of the dragoons you couldn’t hypnotize into betraying their best friend and giving the crystals to Golbez

thoughts and prayers to you in this troubling time

oh no. how AWFUL

always very funny when people read depth into obviously vapid dipshits

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Fuck you fuck you fuck y

After 40, taking a full rest no longer restores all your hitpoints.

is it filmed ken burns style?

a bowl of general tso chicken, but it's tofu, the cheapest damn protein $5 can buy at my grocery store

yeah it's tofu, Tso what?

quebec is what is going on

haha i love accidentally wasting hundreds or thousands of dollars haha whoopise doodle i was home scrolling instead of being at the airport scrolling lmao

it's [rolling dice] nice to meet you!

>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade

What did he know?

that's a recipe for kids who don't learn good

like the relationship between those kids and school fundamentally changed in ~2 years. add in unheard of levels of anxiety, a culture that encourages heavy screen dependance and constant stimulation to the point that boredom is torture and focus on anything that's not entertaining is nigh impossible

I don't think it's wrong to say that living through a massive, unaddressed civilisational trauma event through the core of your school years would wreak havoc on a cohort of kids

This fish could get it Bro we’re gonna get you a girl I swear to god

being on here sometimes feel like this

I bet it's in the alt text

1 bone in pork shoulder 1 orange, cut in half 1 thinly sliced medium onion 5 garlic cloves 1/4 cup of vegetable shortening 1 tbsp condensed milk 1 tbsp oregano 2-3 bay leaves salt to taste - fill with water until everything is just covered - cover, simmer for 3 or 4 hours until the meat is basically goo - uncover, simmer for another 45 min until the pot liquor is boiled down a bit - remove orange peel - remove pork bone - shred meat - fry shredded pork in 1 tbsp oil and as much drippings from the pot as you need to keep things from burning on - serve your delicious fried pork goo on tacos, enchiladas, nachos, whatever

mmmm precious pig meats

a religion that seems to offer nothing but the soothing balm of shameless hate

people just openly worshipping wealth and power without even a vaguely theological basis just "this awful shithead, this suppurating sack of bile and hate and bullshit? he's basically god now"

american evangelicals are so divorced from any kind of christianity it's honestly kind of dizzying

is there any philosophy more conservative than "I deserved all the help, you deserve none of it"?

...Transphobia. All the phobias

amazing to see people giving Sex Crimes, Homophobia and Misogyny, Inc. a pass because their guy doesn't like the president

most farming is