a dark cave with a tree in the foreground and a light coming out of it ALT: a dark cave with a tree in the foreground and a light coming out of it

Dilf Wiener Winter INCOMING!!!!!

a blonde woman in a green dress is standing on a beach . ALT: a blonde woman in a green dress is standing on a beach .

returning to bluesky and having to delete posts i made about my ex

not enough Vaginismus humor in the media

getting frantic texts from my ex boyfriend yet again as i am melting in my bed succumbing to covid nineteen Oh this dude

guy on hinge who matched with me just to say he doesn’t like tall women. Ok. i could have given u the piggyback ride of ur life but u didn’t want it…

it’s one of the hot exes this time so at least i have that going for me

yet another ex boyfriend reaching out to me during these trying times it’s like they can sense my weird yearning and want to take full advantage

🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

i want to be 5’4” sooo freaking bad i want to be 5’4” sooooooop bad it’s simply too good

this world is so hard on girls who are tall and a little lanky!

waning gibbous today /:

um check please

somebody took a shit in the appleton dating pool

old timey dog sitting on a magical table with very shaggy white hair. unkept yet stunning

so excited for my haircut so i can stop looking like this

think i gotta block this dude

time for the triweekly “can we get back together” paragraph That i can only post about on blue sky dot com bc he follows my twitter #SCARY!!!!!

i prefer it with a little bit of meth so i can stay up longer and not try to fuck everything that moves💯

nobody does mdma anymore what’s the deal? too afraid to accidentally take meth? grow up.

ATTENZIONE PICKPOCKET‼️‼️‼️‼️🫵🫵🫵🫵

even my longest relationships felt empty🪤💪they will never know that i like to sing, or why i chose the color of my bedding, or why i bite my nails, or how i got the scar on my thigh. i am unknowable simply because knowing me is not worth it 🤓☝️

i have never dated somebody who has actually wanted to get to know me on a deep personal level simply because it will destroy whatever fantasy version of me they have created in their head 💯🫡isolating innit

sure male loneliness is bad but female loneliness is like Oh! no matter what i do or how compelling i am i will always be a projection of someone else’s desires and will never truly be known romantically! 💯

i posted this on twitter when the vision first dropped but it didn’t do well so im posting it again. i don’t care!

many moons ago i had a vision of a guy taking a nude with snapchat dual camera like this

this sucks i actually really liked our campaign i was about to be a level 10 bard.

dnd sessions cancelled indefinitely due to ex boyfriend sending me multiple paragraphs about wanting to get back together. buddy you didn’t like me when we were dating what’s going on here!!!!! what’s with the groveling!!!!!

im not gonna have weird sex with you dude can you please just bag a broad at D2 and call it a day

im glad im on good terms with my favorite ex but i wish he would stop hitting on me He’s really gonna fuck up the vibes of our next dnd sesh..

i bring a sort of Metal Screw Keeping My Broken Fibula Together vibe to the metal detector that TSA agents really don’t like

id very much like to download the apps actually but i will refrain #STRONG!!!!!!