Cartoon head of a red dragon, a wisp of smoke from his nostril, and the words, 'Never Forget, Never Forgive, Dragon Remembrance Day, 23rd April'

steph McCann @steph_mcca banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank" 12:42 PM • Dec 3, 2021

i literally think about this every time my bank emails me

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

David Cameron got that pig's head pregnant and thats where wes streeting came from

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

A hot water tap and a cold water tap with no way of mixing the streams

the artemis crew tucking into a well-earned nando’s

Compare the Market has really ruined meercats for me, a friend just sent me a photo of one from the zoo and my immediate thought was "ugh not that cunt"

Incredible

New look at Earth from Orion spacecraft.

Did chatgpt tell you that?

IT’S AUTUMN 2. ffs

People power works.
Together, we can force Palantir out of the NHS.

Message your local trust and tell them: Say no to Palantir
notopalantir.goodlawproject.org/email-to-target/stop-pal...

Gosford Park (2001)

Gosford World (2015)

Gosford World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

Useful chart showing the number of hours per day, varying from 23 to 25. The mean, mode and median is 24 though

Happy shortest day of the year

Jon Hopkins at the House Against Hate protest rave #banging

No

Dog owners : I love my perfect hound, my constant companion, my loyal angel who adores me

Cat owners : this piece of shit arsehole bastard gives me absolutely no respect and doesn't pay rent. 10/10 I love them so much

It’s actually FEWER Misérables

Hey, our stuff is in there!

Nice

First look inside as Camden’s iconic Black Cap pub reopens after 10-year closure Once boarded up and nearly lost to redevelopment, the beloved gay pub is back — rebuilt to honour its past while ready for a new generation.

Brill! Now do the Joiners Arms.
www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/fir...

It's only force majeure if it comes from the Majeure region of France. Otherwise it's just a sparkling shitshow.

Trying to imagine what it'd take for me to yell at a server. Like if I ordered an omelette and they brought me a bowl of rats? But I'd probably still just be like "I'm sorry, you seem to have brought me someone else's bowl of rats."

When this haircut shows up in your arrakis it means spice prices about to go up

Jesus, they weren’t bloody joking.

Poster for Dune 3 with the text “Dune pronounced correctly, not the American way where it sounds like ‘doon’”