If you're wondering where i've been

I've been sitting on my throne contemplating my wretched existence

I ruined my own life

But if you say that and i hear it

ill feed you to my werebadger

and leave your scraps to these HORRIBLE, NAGGING BANSHEES

*grin* i cant not

Did you feel that it insisted upon itself?

Got those "ancient evil caveman scourge of humanity" vibes for sure

Sympathy For The Devil YouTube video by Motörhead - Topic

@jamesgunn.bsky.social

My dude if you ever get around to Vandal Savage his sig song's got to be Motorhead's cover of "Sympathy for the Devil"

youtu.be/SMR27gJgbCI?...

BONK!

"I don't know what it is, but I know what it *isn't*." - Madame Razz

I love #timdrake 's new costume in #batman (2025) and it's always good to see him kicking butt...

But, and pardon my language, #mattfraction just put the dumbest fucking cop in the history of fiction onto the page. WTF. That was so stupid it stretched credibility.

#dccomics
#robin
#vandalsavage

Hocuscadabara!

Isn't the job of an editor to read something and say 'Hey this thing you're writing is bad, we shouldn't publish this, try again'

*Looks at Marvel and DC*

Seriously guys you've set the nihilism and gore to like an 11 and it should be at a 6, maybe a 7

If you see this, post a bad woman you love

I see they replaced the rubber dragon puppet with a more durable toy. For a second I was confused before the memories came back. I loved this playset.

In all seriousness I hate it

It's Paradise Lost the Roleplaying Game, and it makes everything else it touches in WoD into itself, regardless of whether or not you want to play it, even worse than Werewolf did.

I don't wanna RP John Milton's bible fanfiction

Hmmmm

*puts on his zap ring, takes careful aim*

... Well you're not going to do better

Think about how you would've felt if James Lowder had made you and I do that in Knight of the Black Rose

Don't be mean to your characters

I usually find that having the protagonist and antagonist getting pissed off at one another gives plot a kick in the butt

They're trying to avoid angering fundamentalists.

Also shows like this are always using Paradise Lost as their inspo, never actual religious treatises.

Get thee behind me John Milton

Slipping a particularly annoying Caitiff a lethal (to humans) dose of Ketamine.

... But I got this cool blue coat and everything :(

This is why I kicked them out in favor of the Banu Haqim. They may be vicious diablerists, but they're not this.

Bury the Light - Vergil's battle theme from Devil May Cry 5 [OFFICIAL AUDIO] YouTube video by Casey Edwards

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvy9...

*draws sword*

*"Bury the Light" starts playing*

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

They're also featured in the first Total War: Warhammer computer game and come in two different flavors: Fimir Fimms (warriors), Fimir Mearls (sorcerers).

They were replaced by Abominations in the reprinted Heroquest unaffiliated with Games Workshop.

The fuck up was accidentally ordering the Salubri gift box

Now let's play Devil May Cry

... *smashes the controller against the front of the train*

Buttons mashed

Oh really

*prepares a Perfect Plex*

What do you think happened to that spoopy train when the world ended

If you see this post a vampire

"Mina. You are in the closet."

If it can get out of that gorge then ill admit Khorvairean magitek really is impressive

I'd rather not respond to threats with disproportionate levels of violence than ask ChatGPT anything.