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So performative.
You wanna hold people accountable? Start at the top.
I want to touch your fur.
Not because I'm a fuzzy lover, sadly, but because I love fuzzy men.
God that's hot
Lame ๐
Happy birthday cutie
There was this one Hispanic guy, but I think he pronounced it differently.
Ugh. Not here. I'd rather be in bed with someone.
Too much of a pussy to do it....
Don't have to tell me twice
Guessing that's not me, but I'll pretend anyway.
Not if. When.
I do. Very much.
It's ok. I know how to help.
Thick uncut sounds better.
Poking out
Welp, time to rub one out I guess.
Massage? Or any other way I can help?
He will never receive another vote from me.
Not sure, but I don't hear complaints.
You say that like my desire is based on whether or not this one claim is true. You are mistaken.
Calm down. I was just making sure we didn't smash it.
Would prefer hung and dismembered, but .... ๐
I want to nibble Dad's foreskin
Still not exactly comfortable showing off. But at least the GLP did its job.
60 pounds down, but I still feel gross.
Life goals
You win.