People with preexisting conditions also don’t deserve to die
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Another great thing about the BBC's 1965 Sherlock Holmes TV series, it's one of the very few productions to keep Holmes's original catchphrase "Purse wank!"
McDonald's Bacon Bits packet, from 1987.
Well, here it is. A sealed pack of McDonald's Bacon Bits from 1987.
Screenshot of a tweet from Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere) reading: Mostly I go to the library for books, but also sometimes I just go to exist in a space that's organized, peaceful, comfortable, welcoming, and run by somebody who actually seems to know what they're doing, because I'm not sure where else to get that energy. The tweet is overlaid on a photo of a cozy library reading room with warm wood shelves, large windows, and mid-century modern seating.
Not all magic has a cover charge. Happy National Library Week ✨
screenshot of a duck duck go search result. OpenBible.info https://www.openbible.info > topics > shitpo... ... What Does the Bible Say About Shitposting? - OpenBible.info Bible verses about Shitposting Isaiah 8:1-22 ESV / 4
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Before anyone takes this seriously, recall that Larry Johnson is the guy who claimed, before the 2008 election, that there was a tape of Michelle Obama “railing against Whitey.”
"You see, Captain Picard, Gul Madred has a different way of calculating the number of lights."
DENMARK AND FRANCE 🇩🇰🇫🇷 bans all Microsoft products from all public offices.
The phaseout is expected to be completed before autumn 2026.
Their products are being replaced with customer versions of Linux and LibreOffice.
This is digital sovereignty being taken back
The rent at this new apartment is so cheap! I only have to pay a single grain of rice everyday! The landlord doubles the rent every day, which sucks, but I'm sure I'll be fine
Umm...
Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia—
AOC: Wah wah wah.
We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no.
What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over.
This is a wonderful idea and the Democrats who will be in charge of the 2027 Congress should refuse to seat any Republican who will not say "Joe Biden won the 2020 election" into a camera.
Ben Franklin, on why you should get your kids vaccinated:
“In 1736 I lost one of my sons, a fine boy of four years old, by the small-pox, taken in the common way. I long regretted bitterly, and still regret that I had not given it to him by inoculation.
Why unblocked everyone lol
"I was just reading about a dog that had cancer and his owner used AI to develop a personalized treatment that cured the cancer. We’re going to see that across medicine. We’re very excited about it. So, I'm studying the dog's penis."
Okay, I added the last line, but it was plausible!
There’s a slowly growing possibility they just outright collapse their own agricultural sector for no reason
Honestly almost every riff is gold in the Movie, but I've got to hand it to Crow's attempt to dig through the Satellite itself to escape.
"WOW, THIS IS CONFUSING! MIKE, COULD YOU HAND ME MY CALCULATIONS? *Paper hits* THANK YOU! WOW, LOOK AT THAT - 'BREACH HULL, ALL DIE!' EVEN HAD IT UNDERLINED!"
Screenshot of FF7 for PS1. Barret's text box reads: People say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)
Thanks Barret ur right 🌍
A thing about the heaviest users of chatbots is that they acclimate to cloying obsequiousness. Like a billionaire and their entourage of viziers, it becomes normal to them.
Any interaction that is *not* abject simpering they'll now perceive as a slap to the face, an aggressively violent outburst.
I never cease to be amused by how this app has a community that hates the staff and a staff that hates the community and both sides are completely open about it
this isn’t a retirement home it’s a Waffle House
a teenage boy just made it clear to me that he thought the shirt im wearing was advertising the two separate concepts of guns and of roses
Dying in office because you insisted on clinging to power until the very end instead of letting a new generation of leaders rise should be seen for the shameful, egomaniacal act that it is.
here is the thing about vote scolding: it doesn't work
my personal position is that the right thing to do is to vote and - because the republican party is so completely world-destroyingly insane - to vote for the democrats
but you simply cannot change minds on this by scolding people
4 Democratic members of the House have died in office since this Congress started in January 2025. (That's roughly 2 percent of the Democratic caucus elected in November 2024.)
Documentary on Star Trek Voyager called To The Journey bonus disc
Dude, I try not to be cynical but when I already pay a ton of money years ago and I still haven’t gotten my disc and they wanna hit me up for $25 more freakin dollars for a BONUS DISC?! 🤯😡
I just don’t get it.
Remember, these are the guys trying to control university curriculum to eliminate wokeness...like math