poverty, video games, and success (1/3)
Posts by twig π¦π @home
Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: βget away from her, you bitch!β Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, ββit takes one to know one, honey.β Thatβs what I should have said.β
my sona chuffin back a fat dart
um,.. guys ? is he allowed to do that ?
change your mindset ; instead "Fuck me, i'm awful" try "Fork me, i'm waffle"
idk how attached most people are to their fursona animals, but im so serious when i say that raccoon is a perfect match for me, like if there were not The Raccoon it would be necessary for me to invent The Raccoon as my sona creacher
four panels of a comic ; in first, twig is driving and listening to music. in second, twig's phone holster is loudly alerting him of a delivery offer. in third, twig is at a liquor store, picking up a small bottle of hennesy, thinking "pfft, a $7 tip and 6 minute drive for this tiny bottle of hennesy-- if everyone were like this i'd make like, $35 an hour". in last panel, twig is texting the person who ordered the liquor : "i'm here, gonna have to scan your ID", to which the person replies, "FAST AS FUCK"
four panels of a comic: in first, an (obviously stoned) lion is coming down the steps of his apartment, handing twig a card. the lion says "oh oops that's my debit card" to which twig replies "haha all good man". in second panel, lion says "do you still want it though? my debit card" while twig scans his ID on his phone. lion says "that's a joke by the way" and twig laughs. in third panel, the lion guy says "you have a cute laugh", and in the fourth panel, twig is clearly surprised, only managing to say "!!thanks". meanwhile, twig is thinking "did he just call me cute what fuck of my god he just said that oh my god he's kind of cute too oh noo and $7 tip oh"
four panels of a comic: in first, twig awkwardly waves, still blushing, and says "haha well, bye . . have a good day haha" to which lion replies "hey wait!" in second panel, twig says "yes?", while thinking "oh my god oh my god" over and over. lion says "do you play video games?" to which twig replies "yes!", lion asks "what kind of games?". in third panel, twig says "uhh minecraft, cities skylines, um.. civ 6" to which lion says "not really a console player huh?". twig says "noo, i just have pc" and lion says "damn". in fourth panel, lion turns to go back up the steps, and says "well, thanks! bye". twig replies from the bottom of the steps "oh, yeah, you too!"
later, twig is lying face down in bed, covering his head with a pillow and blushing. he is thinking "i wish i played console gaaames"
remember to always tip your delivery drivers!
From left to right (Including descriptions) Casper, he/him, keyboard/mixing A chubby mackerel tabby cat with an afro mohawk. He's wearing a red,abstract Sphynx shirt and baggy pants. He is holding a mini controller based on the Arturia MIDI Keyboard Controller MiniLab 3. He has a slightly stern expression. Around his neck is a red collar with a fishbone charm, and a checkered and studded arm band on his wrists. Robbie, he/him, vocalist/bassist A lean red fox with short locs and glasses. Robbie is wearing a studded black collar, a short tank and shorts. He has a prosthetic left leg with a shiny metallic cover. A cowrie shell hair accessory is on one of the locs on the left side of his face. He stands confidently with a smirk. Ezra, they/them, guitarist A gleeful chocolate coat ferret with short bleached hair. Ezra is holding a black electric guitar based on a Jackson Dinky series, with a red and black strap. They have a long, deep green t-shirt with two pierced ears and two chains around their neck. Braxton, he/him, drummer You know and love him, lmao. A blonde, tall, fat Virginia possum holding two drum sticks, one at his left hip as he twirls the other in his right hand. He's wearing an orange beanie, along with a mesh crop jersey and cargo jorts. The letters "404" sit on the middle of his jersey.
concept art for the band Braxton is in! they're called Pest Control
I can draw whatever I want isnβt that crazy
Yeah. Nailed it tho π
#furry #animaticmeme #driving
Dream warrior #brainbunnies
Dog date
Dam him up!
4 panel comic of 2 dogs chatting. one with pointy ears, one with floppy ears. DOG 1: They should invent a flying car. DOG 2: yeah maybe D1: Car with wings D2: car with a beak D1: It can use Egg Laying Attacks D2: it will eat worms D1: Car Egg Breakfast Omelette D2: car egg breakfast omelette text under the comic reads "A Beautiful World Where Dog can be Talking Every Day. And We Love it..."
dog comic 2
PaRappa the Tripsitter
(repost)
An adorable raccoon.
1. I've written a few times about Mamdani and what he can do for trans people to uphold his promises. But there are disingenuous people who apparently do not read articles, so I figured I would lay out his power and what other trans journos want him to do here directly and what is in his power.
Page one: text on black background, βWAKE UP!β. Eyes open, a baby sea turtle with an eggshell helmet says, βyou need to wake up!β
Page 2: helmet turtle says to a green baby sea turtle, who is waking up out off his egg, βwe need to get moving.β CRASH! A cormorant breaks through the ceiling of their nest hole. Helmet turtle says MOVE!
Page 3: βwhen youβre out there, beeline to the water. Donβt stop. Donβt be a hero. Godspeed.β The helmet turtle kicks baby green turtle out the hole off a cliff onto the beach below.
Page 4: baby green turtle lands on the sand. The distance between him and the water is quite large. Another baby sea turtle is being devoured by a seagull and is screaming for help.
I dreamt of the beach (1/4)
bro waited until the film was out and his check was assured. god bless him
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is about to go on an angry rant, as Green raises his tail to halt him. Blue: And don't get me started on- Green: Wait! Before you start... Blue frowns at Green as Green looks at him calmly. Green: Do you want solutions, or do you just want to complain? Blue: Can I just complain? Blue looks surprised as Green looks over his shoulder. Green: Sure, but let me make myself some popcorn first. As Green leaves, Blue looks stunned towards the direction that he left. Blue: I may do some warm-up screams while I wait. Green, already off-screen: Just don't start without me!
big guy just canβt reach.. @warrie.bsky.social
This started as trying to draw a flip, and it turned into a short slapstick comic.
As long as he looked cool.
tomodachi life living the dream
in dealer's den?!? idk how i missed you!!
digital render of twig blonde raccoon crouching slightly holding peace sign and smiling in front of a pink field
shoutout this fruity ass commission i got from @mocheccino.bsky.social :D
A drawing of my fursona Stel, but as a bull (he's normally a lizard/dragon). He's holding up a carton of oat milk, for the irony.
Stel, but as bull
OF COOURSE OF COURSE
The US government collected over $1 billion in immigration fees then refused to process the applications. No denials. No refunds. Just silence. This is the largest fee fraud in the history of the American immigration system. Here's what's happening. π§΅
BECAUSE IT'S PEAK