“Trust in His plan is more valuable than certainty in your position” 🤯

Stretch marks can be really cute.

That was a dope ass sermon!!!! Bout to finish this tea, jump back in the shower and hit the gym Inshallah

Sometimes, you gotta get down, to come up…naw, not sometimes, everytime

Soooooooooo, what did I miss over on this side?

Naw but fr

Happy Muthafuckn Birthday 🎂🍾🎁🍾

Coffee going up.
Electronics going up.
401Ks going down.

Somebody gotta cut his damn water off.

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Niggas just be imagining stats to prove a point that they made up lol

Just get’n my dip on…

I got this after going to the gym tho 🤷🏽‍♂️

The ladies really taking pussy probiotics 🤔

I like spinach too but sheesh lol

This shit is so phoney lol

Tf kinda drugs they putting in your veggies? Niggas not even going thru all that for crack

Maybe I just need to keep my social media efforts to FB

I should’ve picked up some avocados earlier

Too dope!!!!! God is Great…

So Gypsee the Cat likes knocking over the king pieces off of my chess board till their heads fall off and I’ve been gluing them back on but now I respect the message she’s been trying to convey, and yes, it’s just the king pieces lol

If you’re giving “I don’t wanna be bothered” vibes then I’m not gonna holla no matter how pretty I think you are 🤷🏽‍♂️ not being thirsty for me is unattractive, to me

This is interesting cus this hasn’t been my experience in recent years but that could definitely be a me thing lol

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Cus we was sayin it before he came out lol?

I was there lol

Documented by who lol?

For your viewing pleasure- that time the Black people in The Office made Jim eat black licorice outta the garbage 😂

That actually sounds delicious AF 😂

Naw lol niggas was sayin that before he came out, I think lol

The key is to get the Italian Beef dipped with cheese from Gryros Express but the marinara sauce from Carbone 👌🏽