Rachel

I can’t believe Matt Gaetz is on cameo

Gaetz out

The main channel that rfk can damage American health isn’t the vaccine stuff, but if he derails glp-1 supremacy.

Why can’t the trump admin just pick up another Goldman partner like they always do for treasury sec

the cabinet picks are out of pocket

Why didn’t all the dems move to farcaster instead

And by a bunch I mean like 80pct

Pltr is absolutely ridiculous and I’m coping from selling a bunch at like 38

I used this in 2023 when twitter got blown out. I come back, but why is this app still bad

I plan to simply casually follow a bunch of ppl and like their posts so they feel the good vibes.

Oh, you can’t block ppl but u can still mute them.

For some reason, scrolling making the bottom nav disappear hurts me and creates anxiety.

Does this thing have dms?

How’s everyone doing

2/n - every day I show up to work in a converted NA missile silo. There is a giant map of the world… and periodically a red light flashes when a crypto dev is about to meet a girl. Then a team mobilizes to make sure it doesn’t happen. We are here to make sure that your bags are secure.

1/n - I will post my darkest secrets here. I’m part of a covert sect dedicated to making sure that devs never get girlfriends. We’ve sabotaged dates, leaked dirt, hacked phones to make it look like one side got ghosted, etc.

How have the miladies already taken over

just setting up my blueskky