♫⋆｡♪ STRETCH GOAL UNLOCKED ♫⋆｡♪
It's the green, it's the green, it's the green you need! And in your future, it's the green that we see! All physical zines will now have green foil!
But wait, isn't Alastor red? Well, if you want red... help us get to 200 orders. ;)
𝄞⨾𓍢ִ໋ EARLY BIRD SPECIAL 𓍢ִ໋⨾𝄞
Only 24 HOURS LEFT to get this amazing early bird, a microfiber cloth designed by @millenniumfae.bsky.social! Don't wait, else you'll miss part of the broadcast!
Sigh. Time to cancel Alex :/
She ate one of my potatoes
@reeunknown.bsky.social Excuse me, but I would like 20 of these please
WHY AM I BEING CALLED OUT??? FUCK YOU????
I like it when Lucifer drools too 🙂↕️
MY GOD RED
🌸 🌹 new print for Dokomi loading🌷 🌺
#debergeracart #hazbinhotel #appleradio #radioapple #alastor #lucifer
Golden Angel!
You should get on GA and bully us ;D
𝄞⨾𓍢ִ໋ STRETCH GOALS 𓍢ִ໋⨾𝄞
Introducing our stretch goals! At each milestone of orders made, these items or upgrades will be added to specific bundles!
🎤︎︎ 70 - Suncatcher
🎤︎︎ 100 - A6 Mini notebook
🎤︎︎ 150 - Foil cover upgrade
🎤︎︎ 200 - Enamel pin
𝄞⨾𓍢ִ໋ EARLY BIRD SPECIAL 𓍢ִ໋⨾𝄞
Quid pro quo, any physical orders made in the first 48 hours will get a microfiber cloth added on to their purchase! It’s only fair~
𝄞⨾𓍢ִ໋ PRE-ORDERS OPEN 𓍢ִ໋⨾𝄞
Salutations! Good to be back on the air! We know it's been quite a while since someone with style treated you all to a broadcast, listeners rejoice! This host's ready and raring to go!
Pre-orders are now open until May 17th!
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Many happy returns, Mare!! May you have much joy today! Happy birthday!
Fire Emblem: Awakening turned 14 years old today!!! 🤩🤩
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Oh god-
They’re poachers aren’t they!? Goat poachers!? Is that the plot twist!? SAVE HIM, ALASTOR!!!
💚Going live Monday 1 PM BST - shipping worldwide! 💚
Some people have asked if they can buy what I’ve been bringing to my first conventions 👀
The answer is now YES!✨
Including;
⭐️ Gala Lucifer cards
⭐️ Stickers, bookmarks, +sets
⭐️ Multiple art prints (inc new + returning)
Shares appreciated 💚
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Seran wrap
*shows self out*
I’mma buy two and go whicky whicky whack with them
I am ashamed to be @acwhos.bsky.social’s friend
She forgot belly button
All That Jazz [RECORD HOLDER AND COASTERS ADD-ON] | $20
Includes record holder and five vinyl record coasters!
Playing Human zine and/or Playing Dirty (digital NSFW zine) must be added on.
°✧‧₊ NOT eligible for early bird bonus or stretch goals!
The Toast of New Orleans [FULL BUNDLE] | $70
Includes zine and all merch!
Playing Dirty (digital NSFW zine) and/or record holder must be added on.
°✧‧₊ Eligible for early bird bonus and ALL stretch goals!
🎙️PREORDER COUNTDOWN🎙️
BREAKING NEWS! We have bundles to reveal! Grab your wallets, 'cause in just TWO DAYS, Alastor's going to be on air for a very special broadcast! Check out the merchandising in the 🧵!
PREORDERS OPEN APRIL 19TH!
I recommend Vick’s Vapor Rub. It can conquer any stench!
I legit looked up how much was a Butterfly IQ3 just now because I WANT TO RUN AN EXPERIMENT
Which would be more awkward? Covering everything in coupling gel or rolling inna giant portable x-ray machine to scan the entire rack? XDDD
Make sure to use a condom. A scented one 🙂↕️
Yes because that is the stinky deer man before he became a deer 🙂↕️
…can a portable ultrasound be used on a blind bag? 🧐
What expose?
I have nothing to be ashamed of
Siiiiiggghhhh it’s true. We cannot help but want to bully him for being stinky.
Just like me bullying Lucifer for being short
Stinky
Stinky stinky stinky stinky
He's a stinky deer man and Alex needs better taste in men
:]c