GOP - *gerrymanders*
DEMS - hey stop that no fair
GOP - *gerrymanders even more*
DEMS - we mean it we’re gonna sue
SCOTUS - *legalizes gerrymandering completely*
DEMS - *start gerrymandering*
GOP - HEY STOP THAT NO FAIR!!!! 😭
A reminder while Republicans bitch about Dems finishing the redistricting fight they started: they have full control of gov’t— they can pass a law banning gerrymandering any time they want. They won’t. Republicans aren’t mad gerrymandering exists; they’re mad that they’re not the only ones using it.
It’s his day
I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals
It’s wild how much basic shit NBC fucks up in their NBA broadcasts.
It’s shit like this which causes me to hope terrible things befall all these NYT assholes.
There are people out there who deserve to have their houses burned down.
Hey, maybe you want to read a good story about good people?
@normcharlatan.bsky.social You’re a good person. Always remember that, even when shit gets you down. You’re a good person.
I mean…if I was talking to you, I’d spill everything in an instant.
That was “Homicide: Life on the Street” I believe. Pembleton and Bayless caught that one. @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social could probably confirm it.
Note: Poochie died on the way bAcK to his home Planet
Review to come, but in case you’re wondering how MICHAEL squares away its reshot ending:
Maybe you give the impression that you could cut a helluva promo.
A blue key on a wooden table
Maybe veer onto the tracks
If he wasn’t already circling the drain, I’d ask for a name and would let you know in 72 hours that everything is settled.
The My Lie massacre
Cops are such fucking cowards. Anything more than beating up innocent protestors from behind a wall of military hardware and they shit their pants & freeze.
Goddamn he’s so right, on many levels.
One of Spain's top bullfighters has been left with a "very serious" injury after a bull's horn inflicted a 10cm gore that perforated his rectum.
Prom Photo of Laura Palmer as displayed in the school trophy cabinet. Twin Peaks S01E01 - Northwest Passage.
Twin Peaks: Prom Photo of Laura Palmer as displayed in the school trophy cabinet.
I totally get making the draft a big thing (gotta have something every month to maintain the NFL’s dominance in the sports world)…but ESPN is a cancer on sports as a whole.
I can hear that in his voice right now and it makes me so happy.
ESPN destroyed sports fandom when they did the whole “embrace debate” shit 20+ years ago. Everyone needed to have a strong opinion on every sports topic NO MATTER WHAT. The Hot Take Artist Industrial Complex killed sports discourse.
I’m a terminally online liberal and I still don’t really know who the fuck he is. But apparently he was going to cost the Dems the midterms…🙄
I think this is the thing to remember about Hasan Piker. No one knows who he is.
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