If you got that joke, it's time to schedule a colonoscopy.

Career ending news for a Republican? What could that even be at this point? Did they accidentally tell the truth about something?

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Only 8? That's nothing. I saved 1800 AI generated women before breakfast this morning. With my wife, Morgan Fairchild.

The thing about opting Conservatives out of the gene pool is that it would make everyone's lives better, not just Trans people.

How about this one, Ryan? Could you positively fuck all the way off?

The un-self aware irony is strong with this one. Generalizations for me but not for thee, is the name of the game, I see.

The concept of race was invented by some rich guys a few hundred years ago in Virginia who happened to have pale skin, as an explanation for why they should stay rich and why the people with darker skin should stay poor. As a species, its embarrassing that some people still believe in it.

The amount of time you have between planning and finding out is linearly related to how deep your investors' pockets are.

All the real citizens are getting refunds. If you want to know whether you are a real citizen, check your ID, and see if your name ends with "Inc.", "LLC", "Ltd.", or "Corp." and if it doesn't then, you're not a citizen.

Now do the NYT

I won't be satisfied until he directly blames Joe Biden. I guess if he directly blames Obama that'll come close.

White-collar crime (fraud, insider trading, etc) is now legal in America. Wall Street has captured the Department of Justice and as long as you pay off the Trump family, you can now steal as much as you want from the American people.

“Say what you will about Grima Wyrmtongue, but he’s always willing to whisper in your ear.”

It might be demotivating knowing that your name will, without any doubt, be used as the butt of jokes for many generations after you are dead.

"Nobody in their right mind wants to come to the US any more, and that's how we like it!"

Someone told him that the Lebanese live there and now he's convinced it's full of those ladies with the scissor tatoos.

I've never studied the problem, and surely some people have, but it seems to me a lot of the problems with the current internet can be traced to "engagement." I want to be able to click a button that says, "don't show this made up bullshit to a single other person!"

Only 9? He had solved seven within the first week. Shouldn't he be up to a couple of hundred by now? What a light weight.

The rest of the world doesn't want him either, but SK is doing a great service to the world by keeping him from causing any more damage for at least half a year.

There's no one that Trump won't side with, if they just pony up the cash. Which is why I keep saying, can't we just take up a collection as a country, and pay him to go away?

Gee, I wonder if he got that idea from observing the behavior of any current presidential regimes. Hypothetically.

Joe Biden made sure more money went to red states where it was most needed, because he actually wants our country to succeed as whole. Strange but true.

Shocked, shocked I tell you, that leading with a comment about her appearance was not a huge turn on for her.

Something like this will have to happen in this country once Trumpism is defeated. In the absence of accountability, the world will rightly assume that it will happen again.

An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, and a functioning economy for a functioning economy, apparently.

Sinclair's Soldiers in Trump's War on Media YouTube video by Deadspin

Wait, you couldn't possibly be suggesting that anyone paying attention would question whether those are the genuine thoughts of those individuals. However could you have gotten that impression?

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Yes.

I was about to bring up that show. I guess the difference is, that show seemed like it was almost intentionally designed to appeal to poor people by casting the rich and famous as an unreachable zenith. Whereas I think the premise of that thread is that modern advertising asks, "where's YOUR yacht?"

Corollary: the key to fascism is political disengagement

But it was also less egalitarian than the passport system, as a poor person would run out of ride tickets and have to go home or watch the rich people ride. So on both counts, it hasn't been a straight line from then to today.