Mad fact... 42% of Labour Prime Ministers have had to fire Peter Mandelson.

who remembers when bluesky was all arse and no politics? we have fallen from the light

Siobhán you *cannot* skeet shit like this when u have an actual literal dog

Are you tuss enough for his sheer stamina

Chaos & Ed Miliband

chaos with ed miliband

“A piece of work” is an INCREDIBLY load-bearing euphemism

Interesting to note an instance of a British Muslim woman wanting to do violence to a Jewish person and declaring them not to be British that garners no uproar from outlets and pundits that are usually at a fever pitch about antisemitism.

Yet this isn't even declared a trope.

“a shot that may not work for a particular reason”

Idk mate that just sounds like a shit shot

I just cannot wait to see Sir Kier Starmer completely broken, his dream in ruins.

I actually tactically voted Labour like a cuck and I’m glad the Tories won in this seat, because I don’t think I could live with the additional humiliation of having a Mandelson-appointed Labour MP pretending to represent me

What even is this negging these accounts are doing

Are Labour comms desperately hoping every liberal considering voting Green (and on Bluesky/Reddit) is going to be cowed into staying with safe little Labour because look at all these Tories/Reformers!

That picture of the matador getting his hoop destroyed by that bull is VERY funny I hope he was really hurt 🥰

the bull should get to do this to every spectator for winning

Nurses who harass patients or colleagues or share shit racist jokes in group chats should be used for medical experimentation

like this post if you think this website is bigoted dogshit or you love chocolate, puppies or sunny days

repost if you hate starmer, the current government or UK labour party

Every judge in this country is a paedophile and they all go to dinner parties and on yacht rides with richer paedophiles to hear how cases that decide principles of autonomy are going to come out

The judge who refused Dr Beth Upton anonymity should never know another moments peace in their personal or professional life because that's exactly what they have unleashed on that poor woman whose only crime was being trans and existing

There are questions to be asked as to why Sir Kier keeps giving plum jobs to nonce lovers. Questions that can only be answered via access to his hard drive

Why does Keir Starmer keep wanting to find jobs for the best friends of paedophiles

I want to get off Mr Mandelson’s Wild Ride

The PM is in trouble, and facing a major scandal because he tried to force through the appointment of a friend of a notorious paedophile
Do you:
a) Keep it together because it's time to strike
b) Keep it together because you're loyal and wait for it all to blow over
c) Tell the public to "fuck off"

I’m very partial to that Bill Hicks bit about how when you become president of the US your donors take you into a little room with a TV and you see the JFK assassination from an angle you haven’t seen before

Aside from everything else this is amazing timing. I couldn't have choreographed it better myself. What next, Yvette Cooper taking a dump in a cab?

The Labour, The

Guess what, there’s functionally no difference now. They’re all Mandelson’s picks and they know who they answer to. The good thing will be them utterly burning to ash the minuscule amounts of credibility they still had

Brasseye's "This is the one thing we didn't want to happen" graphic, with the words floating in different fonts over an image of a NASA controller.

In the process, he made an entirely new revelation of a separate attempt to install in a different diplomatic post a different Labour figure who, it later emerged, had his own controversial ties with a different sex offender.

the Brasseye image but now it says "This is the two things we didn't want to happen"