The next administration must make clear that any immigrant, refugee, or asylum seeker wrongly deported, exiled, or otherwise mistreated by this administration will be readmitted with an expedited path to citizenship. Send a plane to get them.
We can't undo the damage. But we can do something.
How dare property not be a perfect investment, always increasing in value, regardless of the market?
There exists an alternate universe, identical to this one in every way, except that people there say "bless you" after you fart.
Really makes you think, doesn't it?
Ah, thanks.
Comic: Types of Board Game. [Each panel has a person, a person with a ponytail, a person with shoulder-length hair, and a person with a white hat seated around a table with different board game and pieces on top. (1) Boring: PERSON 3: Each turn, roll a die and move your token. Turns proceed clockwise around the table until we all get tired and go home. (2) Abstract: PERSON 1: Each turn, you can place any number of red triangles or blue squares on a hexagon, or move any hexagon to a... (3) Hyperspecific Theme: PERSON 2: It’s October 2, 1814. The Congress of Vienna convenes. You are each in charge of distributing and lighting candles for the opening ball, which was held at these three locations... (4) Overcomplicated: PERSON 4: It’s a cross between *Twilight Imperium* and *Cones of Dunshhire*, but implemented entirely in category theory. Every cone is a monad, and... (5) Cooperative: PERSON 3: We’re working together to sort these decks of cards using only hand gestures. After that, we’ll silently organize my junk drawer. (6) Branded: PERSON 1: You can play as Phoebe, Chandler, Monica, Rachel, Ross, Joey, or, due to an ill-advised tie-in, Goku. (7) Party: PERSON 2: Each of the cards in your hand has a bad word on it. On the count of three, yell the... (8) Social Deduction: PERSON 3: Remember, per our *find the secret murderer* house rules from last week, discovering that a player has committed a real-life murder does *not* count.
Types of Board Game
xkcd.com/3235/
Not in the last couple of decades, no, and there are probably a half-dozen I never got around to. Why?
Back when I lived in Croydon, there was a pizza place with duck on the menu, and duck & pineapple pizza is an amazing combination of fat and acid.
IIRC it translates to "vinegar and potato", which doesn't sound especially spicy.
Marmite. And they know it.
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You know who else famously used paid informants to infiltrate extremist groups?
The Justice Department.
it’s so funny that the drunk tv host in charge of the military is like “real warriors don’t need vaccines” when all the greatest generals in history would have done anything for a jab that kept their armies safe from disease
Flu is a readiness and lethality issue wtf are we even doing?
This stuff is soft as baby shit. "The warfighter must never be inconvenienced or so something scary like get a shot," is loser shit.
None of the Star Trek cast thought well of him, but it was DeForest Kelly who refused to speak to him unless he was being paid to read a script.
Well it's going to be interesting when a major flu outbreak cripples a ship or Army base or some such and Hesgeth is all pikachu surprised face about it.
In 2015, he had a plan to end the Afghanistan war but wouldn't say what it was because if he did Obama would do it and get the credit Trump deserved.
And after he was elected, it turned out the plan was "ask the generals what to do".
Just so you all know, @tiffanytsao.bsky.social is the best person in the entire world.
Your regular reminder that cops don't actually justify their existence or enormous budgets by solving much crime.
Approximately 11% of all serious crimes result in an arrest, and about 2% end in a conviction.
And then there's this...
Well this cant be realllloh lord it is.
"This couldn’t be a simpler scandal to sum up for the American people, if anyone cared to do so: This is Donald Trump ordering the looting of the public treasury for his own benefit."
Abortion rates in red states have not decreased, aside from medically necessary ones. Pregnancy has become much more dangerous. slate.com/news-and-pol...
To remind you to hide the J from your parents.
VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?
ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
Yeah. "I disagree with the Court's legal analysis" is one thing, but "the Court isn't using legal analysis to decide cases" is another. The latter is no longer in the realm of law and should not be treated as if it is.
Listen up fives, a ten is speaking.
It’s a mark of how completely normalised the corruption & depravity have become that we barely bat an eyelid at the thought of two *property developers*, one Trump’s nepo baby son-in-law, being sent to represent the USA in peace negotiations with Iran. Sometimes it all hits you afresh.
I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.
a century from now, this will be seen like "no blacks no Irish" signs.
Yeah, people say "I got hit as a kid and it didn't do me any harm" and I vary between "I got hit as a kid and it sure as hell didn't do me any *good*" and "it turned you into someone who thinks kids should be hurt".
It's one of these two:
