i’m gonna be in her area in 3 months and i asked if she would marry me

okay she just posted a video of herself chopping down a tree. i need help. she’s femme btw

Taurus season will change everything (lying, benevolently)

dhuartson: Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby. That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.

This is not wrong.

that final guilt-ridden, hail mary toothbrushing right before you see the dentist

my cat pepsie

met my soulmate bc my friend was giving her up for adoption

historically i’ve mostly met women on grindr, men on lex and feeld, and then non-binary people just find me wherever i go despite my best efforts

FANTASY/UNICORN3.GIF

Glup Shitto as a character is bisexual-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.

no, felix needs it when it’s time for hard adulthood things, like getting his nails trimmed

me 🤝 my cat
gabapentin

damn....so glad we opted out of that one

little shop of horrors and cry-baby are two runners up

i’ve seen school of rock so many times i can close my eyes and play it in my head

thank god i’m queer and can ignore whatever the fuck straight people think polyamory is

and look how far how we’ve come

he is regina george to me…i see him having or doing something and i want it

i’m only gonna have good years going forward i think

2016, back end of 2022, and 2024

my techniques have been too effective, that’s why i’m starting to get worried

realistically how much can i ***** from *****-**** before i get in trouble

for now…….

once i unfollowed a trans guy for being too straight. be careful straight trans guy

Everyone get fatter NOW

mj lenderman and alex g have different sounds, i think. i know facts about them

one played in my basement once, and plays with the crutchfields now. and the other one does jane schoenbraun’s soundtracks

and yet sometimes, these facts are obscured and they become the same person to me

Pretty frustrating that the New York Times is crediting AP with uncovering the existence of Aadam’s archive when I reported on it 15 months prior. chicagoreader.com/music/gossip...

jpreg

this looks like a maternity shoot