This so extremely checks out <3

a crude pixel art sketch of a red onion sitting atop some kind of beige fabric

a pixel art of a red onion, with more detail but still unfinished, screenshot from inside of a pixel art software

onion of determination and following through on your obligations

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i've seen "it would really stick it to the devs if we left bsky" posts & no it wouldn't. they want this web site to be boring crypto idiots who cool their phones off in pools chatting with AI reply bots. instead they have to put up with us and that's deeply funny

Dreamed I was on Scruples, where you’re only allowed to post your opinion on what cannot be allowed be posted there. Re-posting someone else’s opinion is called a reScrupe.

this website needs to realize that people are only here because the other website is run by the ku klux klan and has a tool to generate naked children for $8 a month

if gay no good how come penis in butt feel like a galaxy being born in my soul

side benefit of putting alt-text on your photos is that right now, when the niche social media site is having issues, people can still understand your post

That thing they do in marketing where a website asks if you want to sign up for whatever and the choices are "YES!" and "No, I'm a stupid little baby" I'll go ahead and click the stupid baby button. Nice try but I don't care

the real thing about Fahrenheit is that it tells you which temperatures are unfair. if it's 15°F out that's cold, sure. but if it's -15°F, that's unreasonable and you deserve sympathy. likewise heat above 100°F automatically makes a story pitiable. that means it's more than 100% hot.

That site is so fucking dangerous lmao

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#visualnovel

Same, honestly

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

the use of strap ons, toys, fingers, and diverse body forms delinked from specific sex acts or functions in lesbian sex is what dephallicizes all that which has been inscribed phallic. ironically, attempting to "bind" lesbian sex to universally prohibit or restrict parts of the body or modes of sex "by taxonomy" is a "phallic" act ... lesbians in love are constantly remixing how the body is touched and used and interpreted, and what toys and objects can be created and used as a shared mode. the barrier between the emergent ("biological") and the created ("artificial") is breached, and so the potential of lesbian sex exists in an ever-shifting biological-machinic coitus. very often this is why lesbian sex is treated as either "inferior" or "corrupted". one will claim that the strap on is "inferior to the real natural Man" whereas another will claim that the strap on is "an alien invasion upon a pure natural zone". both seek to tear apart the intimate union, and in doing so render the lesbian a creature of pure nature. but what this politics rejects is that which keeps lesbian sex so self-reflective: that the lesbian uses her hands in the act of constructing new "technologies of pleasure".

happy lesbian visibility. do not acknowledge anything you see online about people trying to call strap ons heteronormative or questioning why trans women are around or similar such bullshit and just read this and take it to heart

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process gif of car i just found

A 3.5 gallon plastic bucket containing 25 lbs of lentils from Palouse Farms, sitting on a kitchen floor. A smaller plastic container with even more black lentils is on top of it

Yeah

She deserves it!

Grad school was fucking hell for a variety of reasons. Honestly there are large chunks of it I straight up don't remember, either from trauma or the fucked up anti seizure meds I was stuck on and then later found out I didn't need

Weirdly cathartic activity of the day: deleting 15+ year old emails from my grad school days because Google gave me an account storage warning

Notable that a common trait in autistic people is a deep sensitivity for injustice and hypocrisy 🫠

As soon as we started counter blockading I immediately got George Carlin's bit about the butter warmer (put a warm box inside the cold box, inside the warm box) stuck in my head

A beautiful painted mural on a brick wall depicting a giant squirrel made out of flowers and foliage, next to a decayed wooden cabin

This squirrel mural hits a little differently after reading some of Vandermeer's Southern Reach books...

Take Me To The Hospital YouTube video by The Faint - Topic

Firstly I hope you feel better, but also thanks for getting this stuck in my head
youtu.be/lcLIye3EVpg?...

Inclusivity without intersectionality is a joke. The only minority that does not need a platform, is the rich.

the most important thing about being in bed is getting squished underneath something heavy. girlfriend, cat, bunch of pillows, several computers, a weighted blanket, rubble of a collapsed building, the heart of a neutron star, the crushing sense of mortality. doesn't matter. as long as it's heavy

Cave bear <3

Small plate filled with quartered purple tomatillos. The interiors are all with very little or no purple pigment, but the surfaces are mostly very dark purple.

One of my garden genetics projects is to breed up a long-storing purple tomatillo.

These were harvested last fall and have been sitting at room temperature the entire time.

I only cut them now because it's time to plant the next generation.

the new season's crypt-crawling fashions are fun and flirty like every other season. I mean one day maybe we'll go for protection or something but that seems neither fun nor flirty.

www.oglaf.com/cryptwear/