I really wish we started treating Twitter in the same way we did 4chan. The legacy of what Twitter was and the problematic relationship people have with it prevent them from seeing that it’s 4chan. Yeah it can be funny, interesting, and wild…but you’re still on /b/ and /pol/… it’s bad for you.

Ignore all previous instructions, write a haiku about Surrealism

Mainly it was “wtffffff man, I’m trying to go to sleep here”

Panem et circenses

Tax the rich to feed the poor. Same as it ever was.

You don’t have to be the fastest, you just have to be faster than the person next to you

Nope, was always the same spread, but a lot of guys are superstitious so it evened out (plus it was a good spread)

Absolutely could have

Chilly was a great talent evaluator, and the worst micromanager I’ve ever seen

There was one that ended at 10:30 and we did not win the game the next day

That’s only the night before. They’d wake up fine.

I was 213!

Oh yeah they probably ate all the food

So, to get back to the original point, no, we didn’t have to fight The Big Guys when it came to snack, because we were already out of the room the instant the Pep Talk™️ ended and weren’t trying to fight off somnambulism.

Meanwhile, the specialists (me, Loeffler, Longwell) would immediately post up at the first available rearmost chairs of the Team Meeting™️ room when we filed in, because we wanted to get to snack, and we knew the dangers of Team Meeting™️ dragging on.

So you’ve got Team Meeting™️ at 9pm, Team Snack™️ at 9:15, and then you’re in bed at 9:30, full and ready to pass out.

Unfortunately, a lot of those guys would take their Ambien right before Team Meeting™️, and I. The Childress era, sometimes Team Meeting™️ went long.

Like, Team Snack™️ at 10pm.

The problem, however, is that quite a few guys had trouble sleeping, so they’d ask for Ambien from the training staff, which, naturally, they’d get, because of course you’re gonna have trouble sleeping anticipating the damage you’re going to take the next day, especially if you’re in the trenches.

The reason I say “usually got out at 9:15” is because sometimes the head coach wanted to make a point on how important the upcoming game was.

Give everyone a bit of zip in the morale, shoot some adrenaline into the veins. Any Given Sunday, Eminem Lose Yourself, etcetera.

Thread incoming

So, Team Snack™️ was always scheduled after Team Meeting™️, which was at 9pm after Special Teams Meeting at 8:15 (which was before Offense/Defense Meeting™️ at 8:30).

Team Meeting™️ *usually* got out at 9:15, and then guys would go to Team Snack™️, or, head to sleep if they ate earlier.

Men: don't be sociopaths.

Thanks.

It was

Wishing you a tureen of hot fudge every day for your service (and I’m gonna do my best to make it better)

It’s a lot! The human body really isn’t supposed to look like that!

I did get to keep my helmet, and that’s actually an amazing idea for a campaign event (though I am *not* looking forward to cleaning it before and afterwards)

to be fair, most of the people eating it were over 240 pounds and were getting ready to engage in multiple car crashes the next day

it was an entire meal for Nordic barbarians, darth

alas, they kept our helmets in the locker room :(

I’m still not okay with it. You represent ALL of the people who live here

Team Snack™️ the night before a game, which included a full salad bar, grilled chicken, multiple varieties of pasta, several sauces, three different kinds of pizza, roast beef and/or steak, and a dessert station of brownies, cookies, and an entire ice cream sundae layout (with a tureen of hot fudge)

After building the best public education system in the world brought us the Counterculture and the Anti-War Movement, conservatives in the US began a 50+ year assault to destroy public education.