If I ever get a forehead tattoo, it will say, “Can I get some extra napkins, please?”

About to sit down to watch the movie.
Haven’t listened to the music yet, wanted to experience it in context first. Been looking forward to this one!

I once stepped barefoot on a piece of broken glass at a B52s concert and Kate Pierson never once apologized for the Party Gone Out of Bounds, Fred Schneider pretends he can’t hear me but, believing it was a nail rather than a piece of glass, Cindy Wilson did phone to warn me it might be… RUSTED!

no, no, jesus christ was the doctor... you're thinking of jesus's monster

CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead!

DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

Resting upon a diner counter, a milkshake in a glass mug topped with whipped cream alongside a tall metal mixing cup with the remainder of the milkshake that didn’t pour out into the glass.

…and here it is.
Again, for emphasis, Fate did this to me.

Look, it’s really hard to get a parking spot near the milkshake place- especially on a Friday night.
So, I told myself I’ll just drive by the milkshake place and *IF* there’s a good parking spot, I’ll stop.
So, you see, Fate *wanted* me to have this late night milkshake.

Knowing the “have to move my car” lifestyle, I genuinely rejoice for you.
It’s amazing how such a “little win” can feel so good.
Enjoy the rest of your day.
❤️

Oh, I liked this.
Might have been my first Florence Pugh movie. Looking forward to the episode!

“A Rare 1897 Film Discovered in an Old Trunk in Michigan Features the First On-Screen Appearance of a Robot
Filmmaker Georges Méliès employed some of his signature special effects techniques to create comedy in “Gugusse and the Automaton”

A Rare 1897 Film Discovered in an Old Trunk in Michigan Features the First On-Screen Appearance of a Robot Filmmaker Georges Méliès employed some of his signature special effects techniques to create comedy in "Gugusse and the Automaton"

Because of my time well spent following the illustrious @moviessilently.bsky.social, I go all DiCaprio-Pointing meme every time I see an article making a claim of a “movie first” and I start wondering what examples might have preceded the so-called “first”.

I’ll happily accept disqualification for taking it to 8 words:

This dog, that dog, fit dog, flat dog

Laysplaining is now my favorite neologism.

🤣

Think you’ve completed all your chores for the day? Really? If I come down there to do a check, I won’t find a wet sprocket that needs to be toad?

Attention, Kansas Passengers, we’ve got a full flight today. Please be advised, if there is insufficient space in the overhead compartment or under the seat in front of you, you may be required to check your wayward son.

You can always tell a teller but you can’t tell ‘er much.

Yeah, people who think acting is about being an unrecognizable chameleon just don’t get it.
We don’t do this with other arts.
Great painters have recognizable style and show themselves in each work.
Great musicians have recognizable style and show themselves in each work.
Ditto novelists, poets, etc

What part of "shines like the top of the Chrysler Building" do these little fucking orphan bitches not understand?

It says everything about our country that I keep hearing how Americans oppose the Iran war because we’re “seeing gas prices soaring” and not because it’s morally wrong to commit war crimes by murdering civilians and destroying civilian infrastructure

Classical portrait of Jesus, cloaked only in a white burial shroud, emerging from his tomb. He is surrounded by his disciples who cower in worship and astonishment. I have added a cartoon speech bubble affixed to Jesus. In the speech bubble, Jesus says, “Seriously? None of you motherfuckers knows how to check for a fucking pulse?”

Remembering the first Easter

Victoria Beckham in her Spice Girls Posh Spice persona against an Easter themed background (painted eggs, spring flowers). Caption reads Pasch Spice spelled P-A-S-C-H to work as a pun with Posh.

🎶 Peter Rabbit hid the painted eggs
Hallelujah!
Because that bunny had real fast legs
Hallelujah!
As he hopped across the field
Hallelujah!
Marshmallow chocolates were his yield
Hallelujah! 🎶

THIS, Kids, THIS is the importance of physical media. There will never be need to join you in your apartment to listen to Spotify.

On a first date 23 years ago, we sat in the car talking not wanting to say goodbye but neither sure about escalating. Conversation turned to Sondre Lerche’s debut album (then new) and I had the CD in my apartment and suggested she come back to my place to listen to it.
Things went… well.

The exact moment I gave up on “Awards Season” this year was when this film, the best film of 2025, got zero Oscar nominations.

The best film of 2026 is Alpha but I *expect* Alpha to be ignored come awards season. Testament of Ann Lee, I was sure would be noticed.

Image of the crucifixion of Jesus, Jesus hanging on the cross surrounded by a crowd and two other men crucified on either side of him. Speech bubble from Jesus exclaiming “Peter! I can see your house from here!”

Have a good Friday, everyone!
Hang with friends!

Passover starting on April Fool’s Day makes me imagine the plagues as God taking a prank too far.

APRIL FOOLS!
Despite the Quiz results, you're not very similar to ANY of the characters from Party of Five... but now we have the social security numbers of everyone you went to grade school with!

Wow. The moon is really far away.
Why do I want to think it’s closer?
Like when I want to go to the corner store at midnight to buy a pint of ice cream and I’m putting on my shoes thinking the corner store is really close but then, walking there, I’m like “Ugh! Why is the ice cream so far away!?”