BIG

good luck making s'onewall a veteran's charity something that is a) colossally underserved in the sector and b) in no way a money-laundering exercise for fascists

what?

unfortunately i've yet to find a publisher for A Pussy of Squelch and Clunge

THE KING'S MUSKETEERS: we must intercept the earl of buckingham's stage and retrieve the queen's jewels to conceal the evidence of her affair, lest it be used to control the throne of france
THE RED EMINENCE, CARDINAL RICHELIEU:

I think such titles can still tell the reader something and express a vibe that's new and interesting.

Anyway, look out for my new novel, A Cock of Suck and Fuck, coming this September

Carl Jung fans be like

girls with pixie cuts absolutely demolished me because they looked like they wanted a fey androgynous egg boyfriend but were always going out with guys who looked like this

Everything is bad now because kids get their taste in music from algorithms instead of from trying to impress the older girl you know who looks like the Bombchu Bowling Alley Operator

this is also funny because a solid 50% of the audience for pixar films are adults who run a blog where they reverse-engineer individual frames in order to calculate the exact dimensions of andy's bedroom

JEAN BAUDRILLARD: qu'est que ce le "future adam curtis b-roll"?

i don't buy stuff off amazon

hey so following the sirens appears to be endless pain, are there some new york sports teams where this is different

fold lines are stolen trans valour

okay but presumably you buy raw materials, right? And you know how to tell the difference between shoddy but expensive materials and genuine quality? You can't do that for everything in your life

You need to be an expert in literally everything u buy or u might as well get the cheapest option because there's exactly the same chance they'll both fall apart within a month anyway

i've been saying this for a while but you can't judge quality any more. It's all very well saying "oh a $200 pair of jeans will last ten times longer and be better quality than a $50 pair but the price point alone is no guarantee.

me after challenging the wizened old man who lives alone on top of a waterfall

*extending my biggest tape measure across the bay* well i've done my bit

Packets of all four flavours of Nik Naks, together in a shop

This might not translate globally, but for UK people, this is like seeing the Beatles reform

damn i can't believe this didn't fix climate change

i mean I wouldn't describe maggots as my favourite food, top 20 at best

Kingpin like "Train tickets are $180! you'll never carry all those world cup fans, spiderfreak! And i've made it illegal to walk!" and spidey is just like "i thought you were daredevil's nemesis now" and kingpin's like "we have an open arrangement"

they should make a spiderman DLC where you have to parkour to the metlife stadium

when volo first appears at your camp

hi i'm borderline illiterate is good me be writer make money with no work?

old testament god be like: