10 walks!?!? How many pitches did he throw??

Big same but crisis averted and streak maintained

Was a sixer for me today

Pink Stanley travel mug

The only Stanley cup these Bruins will get to hoist

There is nobody better at stealing defeat from the jaws of victory than the 2026 Boston Bruins. That 3rd period was a masterclass in shitting the bed.

Getting those goals the other day put him back in a good space. He was pressing so hard during the slump

If you’re using Portnoy’s brain for anything, you already lost

I have a long standing playlist that includes most of these tracks. A well curated vibe at play here.

Smirking while black

Cannoli is Italian for sweet rascal 😻

Call this game the Causeway Regatta because the Sixers got boat raced at the Boston Garden! ☘️☘️☘️

Hormuz Elegy

“I’ll buy that for a dollar! And not a penny more, unless i find that penny on the ground.” - Tom Dundon, probably

Jack Ryan has always driven an Elantra, duh

Wasn’t pretty but need that dub to stay in the top 4 and to have a bit of momentum before Juventus next weekend

Verona has a forward from Nigeria named Gift Orban, and I get a mild jump scare every time the announcer mentions his name

BS offsides call. Saelemaekers with an incredible cross to Gabbia for naught. Refs have been decent until then

RABIOT!!! What nice set up by Lẽao too

Forza Milan!!

Bumper sticker that reads: Keep Honkin’! I’m listening To Alice Coltrane’s 1971 Meteoric Sensation “Universal Consciousness”

Bumper sticker that reads: Keep Honking! I am sitting in a room different than the room you are in now. I am recording the sound of my speaking voice and I am going to play back into the room again and again until the resonant frequencies of the room reinforce themselves so that any semblance of my speech, with perhaps the exception of rhythm, is destroyed

Bumper sticker that reads: KEEP HONKING! I’m Listening To HONKING

Keep Honking

Flavorless?

The fuck is a fish coffee?

He doesn’t deserve to represent Portland. I don’t know anything about Portland Gear the company tbh

Then nobody has worn a more accurate garment ever

Take off the “P” hoodie too. Also not worthy.

Fuzzy gray and white tabby kitten with his front legs crossed laying on a green blanket

Harnessed and leashed grey and white tabby cat sitting on the edge of a lake with Mt Hood in the background

Grey and white tabby cat sitting inside a miniature felt yurt

Today this guy turns 9 years old. Happy birthday Maple! 😻🍁🖤

#cat #cats #catsky #catsofbluesky #catsofportland #pdxcats #pnwondercats #allcatsarebeautiful

Def one of those where you may need to reset and revisit

I struggled longer than usual with this one. Got it in 5 but was legit stumped for a while.

🤯

Maybe blur out the good doctor’s face before posting

Portland clinches a playoff berth the same day as the Jail Blazers documentary drops on Netflix. Big day for Rip City!