A Georgie Lucas Show Ranch Special

Who do you trust to ranchbassador by your side????

Addendum: Only duos need apply!

You have to take this opportunity!

Hidden Valley Ranch Ranchbassador

A month in Europe selling ranch!

I found someone’s dream job: a month in Europe promoting ranch dressing.

Planet of the apes the musical

I hate every bot I see. From gpa to gpt

Los Angeles Bluesky, I need your help. I just learned that on Saturday at the protest at the downtown Metropolitan Detention Center, a friend’s 18-year-old son was shot in the eye with a pepper ball by DHS, permanently blinding him. He needs justice. If you were there and saw anything, please… 1/5

Don’t sleep on the Paralympics! I had a great time seeing some random events in Paris.

Show somebody who absolutely rocks a hat and isn't Indiana Jones.

Your avatars will be fed to Neopets.

Wow, the Fast & Furious novelizations have whole chapters of just car noises written out.

Recommended it to someone last month!

2remberg

Ordered a latte with whole milk and the barista called it “original” milk.

Weird how Emerald Fennell used the limitless power of human imagination and cinema to make a life interest white.

A man showed up believing that because nothing explicitly say men weren’t allowed that he would be seen and of course get cast. Spoilers: he did not get cast.

Fun fact: I worked the America’s Next Top Model casting call that was in Macy’s. The producers were in a back room and the line of women snaked through the entire furniture floor. It didn’t seem like anyone told the people who worked there this would be happening. They were NOT happy.

Spending the blizzard remembering the plot to Oh, Mary! because the John Wilkes Booth Wikipedia entry mention it and someone needs to add it.

I love showing him in the bee sting prosthetics to people who haven’t seen the movie.

My favorite rough trades!

The empty Melania theaters are the perfect spot for a post-Pillion Grindr meetup.

My beige flag is that I’m covered with hummus.

Tell me EVERYTHING

Punxsutawney Phil appears in the Epstein Files 46 times.

Trying out pronouncing Godzilla with the Spanish double L sound.

At a wedding and the couple’s first dance is to Fast Car?

Doubles dunking????

It can be!

I want to be in the timeline where we’re all focused on the escaped St Louis monkeys.

Pretty certain my favorite food is sauce.

Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.