dream suit

mmm perfect! who’s that? lucky guy! me next! where do I sign up?

looks more like no space

loads… erm… lots of room for improvement still

Dancing @rubbermatic.bsky.social - all shiny and happy to do that for me 😈

it was before more straps were added I see 😎

god forbid a man wants to catch some sun

to each according to his needs!

you can remove the massager’s soft black cap and attach that silicone head to the wand without stretching it and struggling to put it on 😜

looks like a long journey down the throat

we’ll see once the first superspreader winners start to emerge

next evening too 😰

you mean the design or your head 😂

wow that’s a radical option for chastity

when we meet for coffee again I will explain the details but first you need to define ‘better’ 😅

don’t remind me. it’s hands down the world’s most expensive tiny bit of plastic 😅

yeah find some manga themed ones

clearly that Japanese diet must be increasing your testicular activity a lot 💅🏻

noted. that will increase the bill but FINE

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*hits button frantically*

some? like 97% 😎

who doesn’t!

prepare for a financial impact in 3…2…1… xd

it’s exactly what I excel at! I live to spend someone’s money 🤩

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deal.

cool is not the word that would describe it 😎

suffer 💅🏻

as @boltbdsm.bsky.social once said, it’s a circuit party (read ‘cheap dance music’) with a fetish tag slapped on it. I took it as a spot on recommendation from someone who had taken part, and more than once as far as I know.

means there’s sex in the morning too

‘wedging’