Say what you want about Zune MP3 players, but my Original Zune from 2006 still works, holds a charge, and the battery has not swollen.
Posts by Jasper Jackal
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SELF-YEET TO MFF
For Casey π
Cat is dead inside from how sleepy they are. In their hand is the cup of coffee that they hope will provide the strength to get through this bullshit day ahead of them
Coffee required
Happy #fursuitfriday and observe the future sound of @jasperjackal.bsky.social and I as we start some kind of garage improv noise industrial band.
What's our name?
#Furry #fursuit
Human Jasper in a cobbled-together outfit of edgy apparel and miscellaneous accessories
Haunted the crud outta work today π₯
I made a bee :D
Falling off the roof when you're a kid: π Sneezing too hard as an adult: Spine is so broken the region glows red on an X-ray
And it's so "Loud" lol
Like, if I want to go from chillax to Overstimulated To The Point Of Overwhelmed in 10 seconds, I could just go to a shelter and bask in The Puppy Room xD
It's alright - I suppose that's what happens when you proudly post cringe on a site where most users have yet to grow an empathy lobe lmao. π
A friend recommended I post there to get more exposure as a freelance furry artist, and they weren't wrong - it did get me A Lot of exposure xD
"Everything will be okay :)"
When I was doing more TikTok livestreams and videos, I actually started getting into horror genres for the first time in my life, as they were less scary to focus on than the possibility that one of the hoards of death threats I'd get would be backed up in attempted action
Human Jasper in a bold look with an artificially exaggerated happy face that is far too much.
This is one of the tamest things I've sent to someone on Snapchat unprompted
Why do hot people at the club give me their Snapchat
I sneezed wrong while sleeping last night and threw out my back.
Human-me on a horse bench posing like one of your French girls
Whorse
Three fursuiters at a club.
Partying with @jasperjackal.bsky.social and @cybalt.bsky.social at the goth club. Party it up and die at the disco!!
Pic by misanthropia narcissus on insta.
#furry #fursuit #fursuiteveryday
"The first step to getting less shitty at something, is to be shitty at it in a different way."
- Me, just now
Empty plastic bucket that was once filled with kazoos
All 36 kazoos found homes at Goth Night.
Goths love kazoos πβ¨
Card envelope labeled "Trill" with an illustration depicting an opossum scream-hissing the candles out on a birthday cake
Card front that says "Christmas wishes for you, son", with the word Christmas crossed out and replaced with Birthday, and "son" crossed out and replace with "Trill"
Inside of a Christmas card with select words crossed out and replaced, which now reads, "Birthdays always give us a chance to pause, reflect, and get baked. For every memory you've made, here's wishing you happiness. For every challenge you face, here's wishing you strength. For every edible you take, here's wishing you success. And for every gift you've given, here's hoping you know how much you're loved. Merry Birthday! - Jasper + Casey
Back of card with many things scribbled out and replaced. "Birthdaycon from all Marks" Picture of 3 fellows with party hats on with shorts that say "Mark", with the exception of the tall one whose shirt says "Big Mark" - they all have lice and are farting. At the bottom, "All Mark Car" with a crudely drawn car with a sign in the foreground saying "MARK PARKING ONLY" Next line is, "THIS CAR IS MADE WITH LEDS" (With an arrow pointing to the car) Next line is, "20% Recycled Fibs" Next line is, "MARK LICE OUTBREAK"
This Birthday card for Trill might be my greatest work of art yet β¨
Unfortunately the only art he creates is "Cardboard Deconstruction Artwork"
I just noticed it says "creative" and not "creature" and I swear to god my keyboard has gaslit me π
Cat with front paws curled inward together on my arm
This creative loves me so much ππ
And I'm here too :D
My friend made Chicken Parmesan at my house for the party we were throwing, and I successfully persuaded them to use dinosaur nuggies and unicorn pasta.
It was superb β¨
I'm off my Adderall until some pharmacy within 3 hours drive has my prescription in stock.
This p much sums up how it's going. ππ
Overwhelmingly large pile of giant stuffed animals obscuring what used to be a big sectional sofa. A desperate hand reaches out from beneath the pile in futile hopes of rescue.
Help
Hahaha! "I GOT THIS *inner panic; I do not have this*
Potato cat making the "I love these chin scritchies" face
Spud π
How are you tonight? Ready to party? Have fun?
Well that was the last guys! Wrong fuckin band!
We're here to have a bad time
Synthesizer intensifies
@nivikthejackal.bsky.social I am so proud of these absolute β¨masterpiecesβ¨
#art