It’s not about the destination it’s about the curbs we hit along the way.

These girls acting like boys out here on these streets smh like I thought we were supposed to be avoiding this? 😭😔

Has the third option ever worked out, historically? 🤨

It’s my way or my other way
You choose baybee

Listening to straight women talk about their relationship drama like well I can promise lesbian dating is the same if not worse babes 😔

If she wasn’t engaged to a man 😔

Me talking to another girl at a party about farting: this is peak female solidarity

Who would have thought Yknow?

Me after being in the sun for the first time in months: oh maybe I’m not depressed actually

And honestly that’s what matters

A girl in a flower crown blowing on her hands while a unicorn runs out into the ether where other unicorns are running around a valley of purple and pink mountains

And I’ll keep doing it

JAK AND DAXTER yes pls and Ratchet and Clank. Just bring it all back.

I’m glad I’m not alone on this

I think a new Sly Cooper game would heal the world. Or just me. Probably just me.

Where are you getting all those items for $2? My goodness.

Man I forgot I posted this. TBH this was hyperbole, my bad. I was just bitching about how little my money goes when buying groceries these days even when I’m trying to buy cheap stuff to cook. Just a jokey joke about inflation.

I just love spending $70 on *checks notes* enough groceries to feed me for one day.

I need all the bugs to perish or at the very least to stop being around me

Hehehe 😎

Inside me there are two wolves. They are married. They have a nice family together.

Squidward from SpongeBob staring out his window to find Spingebob and Patrick running happily together having fun

Me because my besties are both on vacation in Japan and Korea respectively and I’m just chilling in the US in an opposite time zone.

Poopoo and to that end, peepee. And also? Fart.

Being put in that Pokémon healing machine would fix me I bet

I forgot the alt text sorry: Morgan Jay the comedian in stage wearing an orange Astros shirt and white shirt under that with jeans with a cameraman man and guitarist on the side

I got to see Morgan Jay tonight. I got seats on the edge and he didn’t run past my aisle not once 🙄😞

“Girrrlll” is gender neutral and I’ll die on this hill

Magical girl transformation but I turn into a beanie baby frog

I am but a singular packing peanut in the box of the universe