Mark my words, every person that pushed for this will be the first one bitching and moaning about how long results take. 👀🙄

Where are My tree nerds? I know you’re on here other than just @imgoph.bsky.social! Look at this bougainvillea “tree” and check out this street tree! With a bonus tram because tree and transpo nerds often overlap

Hey bike nerds, for only $5K+ and shipping you too can have this custom wooden bike.

Happy Monday!

Sunday train lunch. Ok, European trains I’ve been on rated based on timeliness, comfort, the stations, food:
1) Italy
2) France
3) Spain (and this was probably only because some of the stations were under construction and were sketchy.
4) ?
5) ?
6) Portugal

Why?!? Why can’t we just have these retractable bollards in DC?!?

For the transpo nerds. Btw all the funiculars in Lisbon are shut down following the tragedy in October.

Apparently someone left a large glass award at the South TSA checkpoint at National.

Bruh…all y’all who pushed ranked choice voting on DC and now some of y’all cannot stop talking about bullet voting or not ranking people. Mark my words they will also be the same people gnashing their teeth when it takes DCBOE a minute to get it sorted and tallied. 👀🙄🤬

16) Levon Livingston, 29 of Southeast, DC
#SayTheirNames

15) Dereon Womack, 18 of Northeast, DC
#SayTheirNames

14) Deangelo Scott, 25 of Southeast, DC
#SayTheirNames

13) Robert Stokes, 42 of Middle River, Md.
#SayTheirNames

Social media post from Tom Sherwood saying Jack Evans is 647 signatures short of ballot access

Come the F on. How hard is it to get 2k legit sigs citywide? Dear reader I can assure you it is not in fact, hard.

Pro-tip, if you’re a candidate for office in DC and someone donates to your campaign, a thank you note should be de rigueur. Doesn’t have to be hand written (but hand signed is at least nice). It’s not that hard.

Do it! When I lived in Terre Haute (for 2 years, 4 days and 6 hours) back in the 90s, I drove to Indy (no biggie), Columbus and Chicago just to see DC United.

Ha ha…I got foiled by the Rome marathon on both of my visits there. Just adds to the adventure

Photo of three options for a new slate roof.

Decisions decisions.

Just got to walk past a voting site for Benin on my morning walk. No lines but people coming and going. Exciting to see democracy at work.

I just heard the NASA woman say those boats around will bring in the parachutes and the vehicle

The dude standing behind the NASA administrator rocking the Turnstile t-shirt 😍

I love that the person at Mission Control sorta “mansplained” the comms issue. “are you pressing the right button”? 😂

Watching Integrity bob around out in the ocean, I just hope hope the whales know those are the good guys. 😬😉

Me, frantically texting my San Diego peeps… what can you see?!?! All of my San Diego peeps: Clouds. Nothing but clouds. Although apparently those close to coast are about to get a sonic boom

The Guard are walking around Kalorama 🙄. Probably the most secure neighborhood in the whole city with all the embassies. JFC. What a waste

Dead brown Christmas tree

But wait…there’s more!

Dead brown Christmas tree on the side of the street.

Dead brown Christmas tree on the side of the street.

Dead brown Christmas tree on the side of the street.

Happy Easter from DC DPW. 👀 🙄

Ugh..dang models. I know not to believe the forecast on the phone (3 feet of snow…bruh)! Thank you!!!

Give it to me straight @ianlivingston.bsky.social should I cancel my 12pm outdoor (in my side yard) brunch for Sunday?

Alert saying there will be fireworks at the Washington Channel at 8pm

Heads up! Fireworks at 8pm.