It’s First Contact Eve, btw 🛸

Stormy Davie can fuck off, everything just feels a bit miserable for the Easter holidays out there.

I guess breakfast and then see where I go from there. Join me later to find out how much or how little I've done with my day.

Easter Saturday and Jamie is working. Not wow. Only so much cleaning I do, and I don't want to be smashed by the time he finishes, so, what the fuck do I do. No dogs this week so big walks are off too, which is a win really can Stormy Storm Daaaave's a-coming.

I wasn't sure but I'm definitely buying the new Scotland top. It's actually class.

Giving this Manosphere thing a go. These men are all deeply tedious.

My house and floors are clean again and everything feels normal again. Just the garden to tackle which - urgh that feels like a lot. Wonder if I can just hire someone.

And that's wee Archie away home. All things considered and after s tough start to the week, it's ended up all good. Day off tomorrow to sort the garden damage and clean the muddy pawprints from everywhere 🐾🐾

I also had to remotely explain to my maw how to send a picture message so I can share that with Moonpig, so that was devoid of laughs and now my maw knows how to send picture messages so I should expect to thousands.

Now trying to get through to Moonpig who have 2 people on live chat during ok the busiest card days. Hire some temp CSAs fuckers, that's what interflora do.

Sent my maw a very fun personalised card and flowers from Moonpig cause I'll not see her today. They've sent some random wummin called Janice's card from what I can only imagine is like, a dude who calls this woman mum who's been kind to him during a rough year.

I guess it's time for another Buffy rewatch.

🎵 The curtains close on a kiss, god knows we can tell the end is near...🎶

Great performance from Wales. We love to see it.

Mon the Welsh. Nobody seen that coming. #WALvITA

Archie refusing to walk. Black white and gold dog locking in on a path and refusing to walk.

Archie finally getting to the garden. Black white and gold dog on a green lawn with an orange ball in his mouth.

Making new friends. Black white and gold dog prancing with an orange dog on a green lawn.

Chilled dog. Black white and gold dog chilling on a safe on a blue and white checked cover.

Archie goes home tomorrow, from 1st pic refusing to move from the front door, to this progress through the week has been amazing. Given more time I feel like I could get him walking on streets, maybe another time. Tough week but he's a good lad.

For now though, he's settled and had the legs ran off him.
I've had a Flash power mop delivered to deal with the mud, grass in the lawn will get tackled on Monday, I've ordered in Italian food from a cracking place in the south and I'm having some wine.
Wit a fuckin week 😬

So, I think I'm taking that knowledge and doing exactly that rather than paying a credit card bill or some sensible stuff. But what to buy?

So while I've managed to get this week together, it's been tough and I'm ruined and my house is a mess. I'm reminded of a Joe Lycett sketch on taking on a bad job and using the money to buy something you'd never usually splurge on. He bought the trumpet necklace.

A very gorgeous black white and gold dog, chilling ona sofa.

On Monday night and Tues I was losing my mind thinking I would have to abandon this sit and get him emergency contact involved or go and love with him at mums, this is where we are now. Chilling on the sofa with me watching DS9 and the being best boy in the world.

We seem to have turned a corner on this one. The next few days don't feel so bleak now.

I'm looking after a dog this week and he's very stressful. Difficult to get to go out for a walk, pisses everywhere, I just saved my ps5 from a golden shower. I'm not OK.

I'm super tempted to take the Easter week off work so I'd be out from 4th - 13th April with only 4 days used. But it's unlikely I'd be travelling anywhere and it seems a big ol' waste of annual leave. But I'm also really tired.

Fucking amazing game.

This has been an outstanding game for Scotland #ScoFra

Fully on my own in work today with everyone's handovers to deal with. Suboptimal but an excuse to order in coffee and breakfast I think.

Fuckinnnng EINS Zwei Drei. Why do I even bother proofreading

Hello. I've just heard Win Zwei Drei. It's giving early Kasabian/Ordinary Boys/Bimini. Lots of stuff going on, I don't hate it. Best we've done in a while.

It's 5 of the PM and it's still sunny and bright outside. My brain chemistry has been altered and all is good in the world again.

Two folded pancakes with toppings of banana, biscoff sauce and crumbled biscoffs on a white plate.

It's pancake day, yes its pancake day, it's ppppppp-pancake day.

Hahahhajaja the pub muted god save the king 😅😅😅😅 the owner "NOT IN MY PUB"