happy taurus season, let’s indulge 🕯️ 🍇 🦪 🥂 🌙 🍓

Vaughn I just cackled

DJ on my local community station is either glitching or vibing tf out right now because they’ve played Warm Leatherette 3x in a row, not mad about it in either case

Lily and I look extremely good lounging in dappled light together btw

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it’s National Dine Al Fresco With a Beautiful Woman Month, have you celebrated yet?

Come visit already!

Good morning ✨🌿

It’s SO fun! First time shooting a recurve bow - felt like a sexy elf princess.

I fear I’ve acquired yet another sexy hobby… someone take me back to the archery range as soon as possible. 🥵 🏹

This set on you! Lord have mercy

After a valiant second attempt, my X account was suspended yet again. If you need me I’ll be screaming into the nearest pillow

Still getting my ass handed to me by seasonal allergies back home in New Orleans, but the difference here is everywhere smells like jasmine and magnolia so I am not even that upset

That was fun. Already looking forward to my next visit to my favorite city 🍎 🌆

It feels like if David Lynch wrote a show about Louisiana without ever having been to Louisiana

*an!!!

As a avid garbage TV enjoyer, I cannot believe it took me this long to discover True Blood. Speechless.

And then I need you to take it off 🙂‍↕️😏

Unbelievably perfect first date spent yapping about our nerdy little mutual interests (tabletop roleplaying games, the making of a perfect old fashioned, immaculate taste in sci fi) at Odo. Can’t wait for round two 🥵😍

had my eye on this girly forever and now she’s on sale… u know what they say, good things (exclusive sneak peek photos) happen to good people (boyfriends who send AP gift certificates)

the real reason I come to NYC this regularly is because I finally found the best eyebrow threading place on the face of the earth and it’s in the East Village

It blows my mind that people voluntarily go here? They go on first dates here? Why????

the Capitol One Cafe is a low vibrational space

He really gets me 🥹

(the winner is L’eau Papier and I am 100% going to have to go back for her, fyi)

NYC: I have a severe caviar deficiency and no plans Saturday… just some information for you…

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Just went into the Diptyque store to browse and now I’m walking around Manhattan smelling my wrists every ten seconds

I love my life

Feeling really, really proud of myself - last month I met a major personal savings goal I’d been working toward, as well as completely redesigning my website from scratch! 🥹😊
If you’re proud of me too, my wishlist is in my bio 😘